View guesses and Sub guesses:
5000 views: I will guess that at 3500 views
167 subs: I like 67 now so maybe June 7 to July 6 (6/7 - 6/7)

So far, 4 billion accounts are older than 1000 days.

And btw I forgot to note down when I hit 50 subs let me just check... March 6!
69 subs: I think July 6.9 (it was actually July 1 at 7 am UTC)
2000 views: August 21 (locked in) 🥳. Wait... I guessed that around 5 days before... doesn't count!
100 Subs: This rizzmas (take it back cuz it's still 40 days away and i'm past 125)