“You Surprise Me Sometimes, You Stupid B*tch”

The Hodgetwins Sing “Three Little Birds” by Bob Marley

“Take Those Two Thumbs… and Shove Them Up Yo Ass”

Kevin’s Intro Wakes Up the Entire Neighbourhood

“That Don’t Sound Right Do It? Taste the King?”

“Aye Baby… Suck This!”

Keith Catches Kevin Stuttering

Kevin Gets a Phone Call But Thinks It’s a Scam

“What You Waiting On? I’m Trying To Drink This Jizz”

Kevin Almost Booked a One Way Ticket to Snap City

“Damn Man, You Gon Rip My F*cking Spleen Out!”

“Y’all Hear How Wet That Was?”

Keith Tells This Fan to Bust 50 Nuts

“You Gotta Force It In There Sometime”

Keith Goes Through the Drive-Thru… but Stops at the Wrong Window

The Hodgetwins Were Cuttin’ So Much That They Started Getting Horny for Bread

Kevin Was Too Distracted to Answer Keith’s Question

“You Hit Me, Imma Smack All The Creatine Outta You!”

Keith & Kevin’s Response Made This Fan Regret Sending in an Email…

“You a Disgrace to All Hodge’s Out There!”

“I Had a Lot of D*ck Cheese Going and I Think I Gave You Something”

The Hodgetwins Couldn’t Fit in a Car Because They Made Too Many Gains

“Sounds Like You Did This Before!”

“This Is Volunteer Work We Doing!”

The Hodgetwins Explain How the “Do Whateva Dafuk You Wanna Do” Catchphrase Was Created

Keith Reveals Too Much Information…

Keith Messes up the Outro Several Times

“I Got About… Three Inches”

Keith Almost Goes to Snap City

The Hodgetwins Funny Story About How the Marine Taught Discipline

Kevin Doesn’t Like Green Onions

“I’m Finna Circumcise My Burrito…”

Keith’s Been F*cking up All the Business Inquiries

The Hodgetwins Use Their Favorite Back Machine

Hodgetwins Funny Story About a Time When Keith Went to an “Adult Book Store”

The Hodgetwins Thought They Were About to Get Robbed

“I Don’t Know What He Doing…”

Kevin Orders a Barbecue “Bourgon” Sandwich

The Hodgetwins Roast a Fan’s Name

Kevin Describes What Makes a Great Night

The Hodgetwins Do a Pizza Review

Keith Singing “I’m Too Sexy” by Right Said Fred

Keith vs. Kevin | The Most Anticipated Boxing Fight of All Time

Mac Has Been Hanging Around The Hodgetwins Too Much

“Know What That Sounds Like?”

Kevin Falls Off His Chair During the Intro

Hodgetwins Funny Ordering Experience at White Castle

Hodgetwins Funny Story About a Time When Keith Went to See a Doctor

The Hodgetwins Meet Pastor Gains

Kevin Keeps Spitting on Keith’s Face

Keith Re-enacting a Funny Porn Scene He Saw

Kevin Singing “YMCA” by Village People

Kevin’s Funny Story About the Time He Picked up a Hitchhiker

Keith Almost Breaks His Hand Doing the Outro

Hodgetwins Can’t Pronounce “Commemorate”

Kevin Pronounces “Beards” as “Birds”

Kevin Singing “Whatever You Like” by T.I.

Keith Describing the Relationship He Has With His Wife

Kevin Gets an Unexpected Phone Call

Hodgetwins Funny Childhood Story About When They Got Caught Skipping School