I got rich manipulating the stock market

I got forced into a toll booth to pay my debts

Upgrading my hands to murder everything

I automated mining in the best ways

I sacrificed weird baby geese for profit

I was forced to fight skeletons and survive

I evolved the deadliest balls mankind has ever seen

I got addicted to unclogging drains

I got rich scamming with Miniatures in Tabletop Game Shop

I served the best sushi to climb out of debt

I saved the world from every virus

I got banished from heaven unless I murder every demon

I found a spellbook and became a murderer in Runeborn

I found out how to beat gambling

My money grows on trees

I did illegal experiments on Chickens

A Game About Feeding A Black Hole

The new grounded 2 update made this base perfect

If I don't hit a jackpot I die

This coin hates you and wants you dead

I lost the house...

I time traveled to historic sites to rob them in LIFTED

I fought 10000 enemies to get this dice in Nicktoons & The Dice of Destiny

I became the best delivery driver

I was forced to survive on a dangerous island

I quit my job to play scratch offs

I abused bosses with my autoclicker

I had to kill my boss to quit

I summoned legendary knights to slay my enemies in Goddess Order

Killing enemies by knocking them over

I became a trillionaire with rigged dice

I made the new deadliest weapon in Grounded 2

I tortured piñatas for money

I forced animals to mine for this tree

The New tarantula boss is terrifying

I broke every pinata to pay my rent

I built my own thriving utopia in Town to City

I flung myself through dangerous obstacles in Fling to the Finish

I destroyed everything to keep extending my train

I am a magic chicken who hates frogs

I need to collect candy for the Princess

I used every brain cell to survive an apocalypse

I destroyed the entire navy by spamming torpedoes

I bonked 1000000 bugs to pay Rent

I went to space to find the Motherload

I slaughtered a horde of enemies for loot

All tier 3 Acquired!! (Woah #15)

I spent my life becoming a pro rock crusher

I claimed the strongest weapon in Grounded 2

I stole meat from others to upgrade myself in Swapmeat

I sucked so much I summoned a god

Just shrink some balls and profit

I just want to use the bathroom

I committed a leaf massacre for money

I think I suck at fishing

I LOVE COIN PUSHERS!!!

I fought the Mysterious Stranger for control of the park

They forced me to either kill or be killed in Bloodgrounds

I got tasked to save the kingdom in Knightling

I got paid to cut 1,000,000,000,000 blades of grass