can we pretend that airplanes in the night are like shooting stars i could really use a wish rn

monke find banana, monke make banana cube, monke turn to ape cube

work all night on a drink a rum, daylight come and me wan go home (monke)

doge comes home from school and watches inappropriate video

the time has come for u to choose the gay pipe, the piss pipe, or the cum pipe .

among us in minecraft

where u goin? you’re lost, dollar tree headset so free freer than a public restroom, ur dog water.

oh fr? on god? just like that?

come into MY house, suck MY dick, call ME gay?

you can fit a whole signature kirkland all beef hotdog in a m&m minis container

behold the african american child chime

guy says loteria and gets a dude thrown at him.

do you like waffles? yeah we like waffles, do you like pancakes? yeah we like pancakes

please stop saying dumbass things you’re not even making sense so his friend replies only a spoonful

jesus n***a for the love of god shut the fuck up like nobody fucking cares do us all a favor

a comically large spoon

i hate isabell from animal crossing here is why:

pemdas: penis erection masturbation dick asshole sex

my first minecraft let’s play

man beats woman

if you have extra food you can put it in a fridge

trash bag hits a fat guy

welcome to the cum zone

go ahead step in