Messmer the Impaler is no more

Man hornsent is putting in work

This messmer fellow sure is a slippery one

There can only be one lord of frenzied flame and that's me

Ok i see i have to reaffirm my dominance over being the only frenzied flame lord the hard way.

Ahhhh how am i supposed to deal with that?

Ok it appears that the abyssal woods is frenzied flame territory

Oh at long last i have you hand to hand

Damn this monk got hands

i might have to try a perfumer run one of these days beacause wow this looks cool af

Who knew messmer's soldiers were built like this

Oh it's that sword that demi human used in the belurat gaol

Bayle the dread has finally been slain

I just had to summon my guy igon to the fight

Well he's certainly dreadful that i for sure can attest

I just wanted to get the map fragment for this area, what's all this for?

That was one hell of a fight

He's quite the agile big cat

I don't know what i was expecting aside from that outcome

Yoooo it's my man igon

She's finally fallen just like her sister

Renalla was not doing all this with her moons

I might have to pull out anicent obsure english words at this point to even have the chance to win

Ok leda is putting in work

Ok soild first attempt all around

Well that was a major fail on my part

I feel so elegant with this greatsword

Took me long enough to get invaded here

Man even the demi humans are a threat in the realm of shadow

I think i'm getting the hang of this

Yo this is a sick ass katana right here

Oh look it's the glowing worm creatures

The higher difficulties are going to boil me alive if i'm already struggling with easy mode

Ok cute title music here

Fromsoft are you sure this is a basic enemy?

Went about as well as i expected

First foray into the dlc and damn does it look stunning

These are some nasty fish right here

Ahhhhh was so close to getting the double

Got through double or nothing finally

I did not win that back and forth near the end lol

Well that was an awful start to double or nothing

Runes flowing in like water

Let's gooo, got my first win

Well this is certainly quite the explosive start

May chaos take the world

Well......my first try went as aswell as i could've expected

Little shit Vs Warrior

Did all that with the nuke lighting spear to not even one shot me

What a cool boss intro this is

Dumbest bird alive

Man they got these kids living like rats

Ah shit they got me

Oh so these are the ghosts that keep killing me

How did i get 3 wrong in a row especially the last one?

No amount of money can be worth this

Nope Nope Nope!!!

Why anyone would do this as their work is beyond me?

Ominous start to a job

Wait there's a slingshot for the railjack? Neat