My roommate asked to use my shower... then she left the bathroom door open

I fixed her flat tire, then she touched my arm and said, "Let me thank you at my place"

Je suis arrivé pour notre premier rendez vous… mais les deux sœurs m’attendaient à la même table

Chaque vendredi, j’achetais des fleurs… jusqu’à ce qu’elle dise « C’est adorable Elle doit être he

She found a bra on my couch… "So, I’m not the only one, huh?"

Day 3 on a deserted island with my boss — she asked the question I dreaded

My real estate agent showed me an empty house, then whispered "Would you like a roommate like

Her tent collapsed at the festival — then she said "Yours can fit two"

Her father shook my hand: "So, you're the one." I didn't know she was expecting me

She Watched My Girlfriend Leave… Then Said "Anything She Could Do, I Could Do Better"

My neighbor shared my sleeping bag… Then whispered, "I wish this night would last forever"

I joked "Marry me"... My friend said "Tonight, at my place. Bring a ring"

My best friend and I ended up in the same bed… Then she whispered, "So, do you forgive me?"

Why are you single... She added, "Are you waiting for someone?"

I promised to marry my childhood friend… When I returned, she made me prove it

I fixed my college sweetheart's car in the rain... Then she said "I want to see you again"

"I need a husband by tomorrow," she said — "Then pack your bags for my place," I replied

My ex's mother pointed to the hallway. "Not here," I whispered. "Then where?"

I hired a matchmaker to help me find a wife... She whispered "I could be that woman"

She asked, "Are you waiting for someone?"… I smiled and replied, "I hope it's you"

At our high school reunion, the girl I never forgot whispered, "Did you ever receive my letter?"

Mon ex femme m'a organisé un rendez vous galant à l'aveugle… Puis mon rendez vous a signé « Ne vous

A CEO whispered to me, a single father, "I don't need a husband... I need you"

A beautiful woman asked me to be her date for the weekend… She owned my garage

We had to share the same bed... Then she brushed against my spine in the dark

I fixed a broken lightbulb for my neighbor… Then she joked, "Where were you eighteen years ago?"

I thought our first date was perfect… Until she whispered, "You can leave"

My new neighbor knocked at midnight… then whispered "Are you going to leave me out here?"

My best friend gets in my car… then says drive. It’s our first date

My neighbor caught me watching her through my window while she was changing… Then she

I came back from a business trip… My roommate whispered to me, “Don’t leave me alone tonight”

My best friend and I shared a sleeping bag while camping… She turned to m

I joked "Can I stay the night?" She blushed "Only if you're serious"

She sat next to me on the bus and whispered, "Please, be my husband for

Je me suis réveillé dans un lit d'hôpital… Mon amour de lycée m'a souri à travers ses larmes je n'a

"I brought my drunk boss home so she could sober up... and I woke up with..."

I took my best friend to the hospital... Then she listed me as her husband

I helped my widowed neighbor on a snowy night… She told me “Come in and warm up”

I jokingly said, "Come with me for a week..." At dawn, she whispered, "I'm ready"

"Nobody wants me," she murmured, lifting her top. I approached her and said, "Me,

I came home early from my deployment... My roommate froze "You weren't supposed to see

My work rival and I had to pretend to be a couple at the retreat… before

I said "You’re too beautiful to be alone..." She whispered "I wish it were you"

I said, “This dress is magnificent…” She whispered, “I made it for the wedding I wante

My boss dared me to date her sister… Then she whispered "Don't tell her anything"

My roommate’s AC broke during a heatwave… She showed up at my door in a robe

She asked for a job in my garage… I joked, "I need a wife, not an employee"

Elle a dit « Je ne peux pas me permettre ce rendez vous »… et ma réponse l’a laissée sans voix

I was driving my boss home… She whispered, "Please… don't take me home just yet"

My best friend’s mom smiled calmly and said, "So, you’re the reason she isn't dating anyone?"

I heard her sister mocking me, "Nobody wants you," so I walked across the ballroom and

I told my roommate that my date rejected me. Then she said, "Me? I wouldn't."

My new roommate told me "You won't last a week with me"... but my reaction changed everything

I jokingly said "I love you" to my best friend… She blushed and said, "Say it again"

I came home early to surprise my best friend after a year abroad… Her reaction left me

The cabin only had one bed… The heater broke down. My best friend said, “Come here.”

I saved a woman from drowning… But I didn’t expect her to show up at my place like th

I fixed a woman's car on my way to a blind date… Without knowing it was her

Ma rivale m’a traîné au BBQ du 4 juillet… puis m’a présenté comme son petit ami

I returned after six months at sea… My neighbor dropped everything and ran barefoot