In 1986, the University of California at Davis saw its all-time brightest star, Dr. Arnie Apesacrappin. His goal was to genetically create the greatest musical entertainer the world had ever seen.

At the time, one subject of urban myth was the story that Michael Jackson - in an effort to retain his youthful look and feminine vocal characteristics - had his testicles surgically removed, thereby making him a modern-day castrato.

If such a rumor were true, Michael Jackson more than likely would have had some of his semen preserved before the surgery, to ensure the future of his name and lineage.

Word came back to Dr. Apesacrappin of a secret cold storage locker deep within the bowels of the UCLA research center, that not only contained four containers of frozen semen, but also held a pair of testicles, each was labeled with the name "Jack Michaelson".