Rodney Dangerfield

“We were poor. I mean poor, are you kidding? My wife was pregnant, she had to hold it in for two years.”

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Rodney Dangerfield

“I mean, nothing comes easy. I bought a Japanese car, turned on the radio. I don’t understand a word they’re saying.”

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Rodney Dangerfield

“My doctor told me he had good news and bad news. I said, ‘Doc, only tell me the good news, all right?’ He said, ‘All right. They’re going to name a disease after you.’”

Back in 2003, Rodney successfully underwent a rare and technically difficult “brain bypass” surgery performed at UCLA Medical Center. Since then, under the leadership of Dr. Linda Liau, over 10,000 additional lifesaving brain surgeries have been performed in an operating room bearing Rodney’s name. You can help UCLA continue to shape the future of neurosurgical research and development by giving them a little R-E-$-P-E-C-T.

Watch “Building the Foundation for Brain Tumor Immunotherapy”: bit.ly/4oL6VLM
Donate to UCLA: bit.ly/4iNwESA

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Rodney Dangerfield

“The last time I flew, I was really worried. When the pilot made his first announcement, he asked if LaGuardia Airport was open late on Thursday night.”

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Rodney Dangerfield

“With my wife, I don’t get no respect. The other night there was a knock on the front door. My wife told me to hide in the closet.” (Artwork by Justin Matheny)

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Rodney Dangerfield

“I’m getting old. My last birthday cake, I couldn’t blow out the candles. The heat drove me back.” 🎂

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Rodney Dangerfield

Joan Dangerfield shares her four favorite birthday-themed jokes with Cracked ahead of what would have been Rodney’s 104th birthday.
trivia.cracked.com/article_49235_4-rodney-dangerfi…

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Rodney Dangerfield

“My old man, he made me sleep in the kitchen naked to get rid of the roaches.”

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Rodney Dangerfield

“I’m not a kid anymore. I’m getting old, you kidding? My backyard, I got a kidney-shaped pool with a stone in it.” (📷: Rodney w/ Corbin Bernsen and Linda Gray)

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Rodney Dangerfield

“That’s where I live, New York, the West side. I live in an older building, a much older building. I got radiators that whistle, ya know? Yeah, I figured out why they whistle. I mean, the heat comes on so seldom, they celebrate.”

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