Welcome to the only weather channel honest enough to admit it’s probably going to rain. I stand in the cold in Banbury so you don’t have to.

​I am a digital creator documenting the relentless grey skies of the UK with zero optimism and 100% sarcasm. Don't expect sunshine, happy clouds, or cheerful reporting.

Do expect complaining, wet socks, and the grim reality of British weather.
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