It's not my fault... GOSTOMEL AIRPORT IS TO BLAME FOR ALL THE PROBLEMS

Высоковат... ДОЛЖЕН БЫТЬ РОСТОМ КАК ШАРИК ИЛИ КОТ МАТРОСКИН

The fourth year of the war... Not a single goal has been achieved. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT WE WANTED...

Как настроение, пацаны... ВСЕ ПО ПЛАНУ ИДЕТ? ЧЕЙ СЕГОДНЯ КУПЯНСК

Hello, Putin, this is Gladkov... IT'S COLD HERE IN BELGOROD AND THERE'S NO POWER

Vladimirovich, everything is going according to plan... Yaroslavl is without electricity, and Cri...

Hey, what's wrong with your face?! I'M IN KUPYANSK, WHICH YOU "COMPLETELY TAKEN OVER"

There's no power in Belgorod, there's a lot of activity in Voronezh, there are no planes flying o...

Go to hell, occupiers... DID YOU THINK WE WERE GOING TO MEET YOU WITH FLOWERS?!

The whole country knows you now... BECAUSE OF WHOM WE WILL HAVE TO PAY REPARATIONS

Everything is going according to plan... IN THE IRKUTSK REGION, 160,000 PEOPLE ARE WITHOUT HEATING

I'm fine, Don... I JUST GOT BITTEN BY THE BEES, DON...

Hello, Dad... I'm in big trouble now because of you...

We weren't prepared for a long war. Putin doesn't know what to do next. The general gave away the...

The rate of destruction of attack aircraft is impressive... THANK YOU

Have you seen what Lipetsk has become?! And yet no one bombed it.

Vladimirovich, with these drones they will DROWN OUR ENTIRE SHADOW FLEET INTO THE SEA.

Sarmat did a somersault and fell straight into the target... TREMBLING, NATO...

Alzheimer's has won... Putin has seized a non-existent city.

Yura, come on... You should have called through Messenger Max... IT'S SAFE

Don't worry if Putin doesn't sign... WE'LL GIVE HIM A REAL DRIVE

Look, we'll come to an agreement now... AND PUTIN WILL JUMP OUT AGAIN AT THE LAST MOMENT

There's no more money to pay mercenaries in Yakutia. AND THEN THERE WILL BE NO OTHER REGIONS.

I will not sign such nonsense... THE WORLD WILL BE ON FAIR TERMS

What other goals... TO LIVE LONGER AND ROB MORE

No, robots are expensive... THERE IS A CHEAPER COMBAT UNIT... THE RUSSIAN IVAN

They're already bombing Voronezh... And where is Putin?! WHERE DID HE RUSH, WHERE DID HE HIDE?!

Oil is already at $36... HOW ARE WE GOING TO PAY THE MERCENARIES, IN GUILDERS?!

Now we're afraid NATO won't come... KALININGRAD HAS RETURNED BACK TO THE 90s

Where is this great Russia, Putin?! We wear galoshes and live in mud.

Get some air... The US has practiced a nuclear strike on us with its new missile.

Have you seen our new AI robot?! It walks just like me...

Yes, everything is going according to plan... NOW I'M HIDING FROM MADYAR'S DRONES IN THE FOREST I...

Putin and Gref's latest "no analogues" statement was ridiculed across the country. CHINA HAS BEEN...

Vladimirovich, the goals have been achieved. BELGOROD AND VORONEZH ARE WITHOUT POWER.

They made a radio-controlled loaf... NOW WE'LL DEFINITELY TAKE KIEV

Vladimirovich, the budget is screwed... OIL AND GAS REVENUES MINUS 30%

Now seriously, what will we show at the tests...SARMAT-MOBILES?!

Why isn't my wounded uncle being treated, but sent back to war? ERNST, WE HAVE PROBLEMS

Putin, you said that we are the future elite... WHY THEN DO I LIVE IN A BATHHOUSE?!

Everything is going according to plan... Madyar is recruiting another 15,000 people... THERE WILL...

You promised that the front would collapse by November 1st... WHERE ARE THE RESULTS, VALERA?!

Thank you, Vladimir. I spent 25 years building Lukoil, and you destroyed it in three days. Lukoil...

The costumed heroes of the same height were given identical medals... EVEN KEOSAYAN SMILED

The collapse will be stronger than in the 90s... The price of oil will fall to $35

This is a total failure... TRAP DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO MEET ME

Putin, help... WE ARE AFRAID TO GO OUTSIDE DURING THE DAY BECAUSE OF THE MIGRANTS

Kirill, fly to America and beg Trump to give me another chance.

In Russia, everything goes according to plan only for the person who carries your full suitcases.

What were you threatening with today? EXPIRED MISSILES

You know, Vladimir, I've changed my mind... YOU DON'T DESERVE A SECOND CHANCE

Vladimirovich, the budget is doomed... 6 Russian regions are already bankrupt.

Go ahead, Volodya, fight on your own... AND I AM STARTING SEPARATE PEACE NEGOTIATIONS

How will I get to Budapest?! MY PLANE WILL BE SHOT DOWN OVER EUROPE

Si, if your Putin doesn't calm down, YOU WILL BE THE ONE PAYING FOR THE WAR

Let's get to the main point, Vladimir... WHERE IS ASSAD AND HOW MUCH WILL YOU PAY?

Hello... This is the President of Madagascar... IS THERE A PLACE FOR ME IN ROSTOV?!

I wasn't even invited to Israel... THEY DIDN'T EVEN ASK MY OPINION

The tests of the new product were successful. There is no more rocket or testing ground.

You're not apologizing sincerely... COME ON, LOUDER AND DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN