There's no more money to pay mercenaries in Yakutia. AND THEN THERE WILL BE NO OTHER REGIONS.

I will not sign such nonsense... THE WORLD WILL BE ON FAIR TERMS

What other goals... TO LIVE LONGER AND ROB MORE

No, robots are expensive... THERE IS A CHEAPER COMBAT UNIT... THE RUSSIAN IVAN

They're already bombing Voronezh... And where is Putin?! WHERE DID HE RUSH, WHERE DID HE HIDE?!

Oil is already at $36... HOW ARE WE GOING TO PAY THE MERCENARIES, IN GUILDERS?!

Now we're afraid NATO won't come... KALININGRAD HAS RETURNED BACK TO THE 90s

Where is this great Russia, Putin?! We wear galoshes and live in mud.

Get some air... The US has practiced a nuclear strike on us with its new missile.

Have you seen our new AI robot?! It walks just like me...

Yes, everything is going according to plan... NOW I'M HIDING FROM MADYAR'S DRONES IN THE FOREST I...

Putin and Gref's latest "no analogues" statement was ridiculed across the country. CHINA HAS BEEN...

Vladimirovich, the goals have been achieved. BELGOROD AND VORONEZH ARE WITHOUT POWER.

They made a radio-controlled loaf... NOW WE'LL DEFINITELY TAKE KIEV

Vladimirovich, the budget is screwed... OIL AND GAS REVENUES MINUS 30%

Now seriously, what will we show at the tests...SARMAT-MOBILES?!

Why isn't my wounded uncle being treated, but sent back to war? ERNST, WE HAVE PROBLEMS

Putin, you said that we are the future elite... WHY THEN DO I LIVE IN A BATHHOUSE?!

Everything is going according to plan... Madyar is recruiting another 15,000 people... THERE WILL...

You promised that the front would collapse by November 1st... WHERE ARE THE RESULTS, VALERA?!

Thank you, Vladimir. I spent 25 years building Lukoil, and you destroyed it in three days. Lukoil...

The costumed heroes of the same height were given identical medals... EVEN KEOSAYAN SMILED

The collapse will be stronger than in the 90s... The price of oil will fall to $35

This is a total failure... TRAP DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO MEET ME

Putin, help... WE ARE AFRAID TO GO OUTSIDE DURING THE DAY BECAUSE OF THE MIGRANTS

Kirill, fly to America and beg Trump to give me another chance.

In Russia, everything goes according to plan only for the person who carries your full suitcases.

What were you threatening with today? EXPIRED MISSILES

You know, Vladimir, I've changed my mind... YOU DON'T DESERVE A SECOND CHANCE

Vladimirovich, the budget is doomed... 6 Russian regions are already bankrupt.

Go ahead, Volodya, fight on your own... AND I AM STARTING SEPARATE PEACE NEGOTIATIONS

How will I get to Budapest?! MY PLANE WILL BE SHOT DOWN OVER EUROPE

Si, if your Putin doesn't calm down, YOU WILL BE THE ONE PAYING FOR THE WAR

Let's get to the main point, Vladimir... WHERE IS ASSAD AND HOW MUCH WILL YOU PAY?

Hello... This is the President of Madagascar... IS THERE A PLACE FOR ME IN ROSTOV?!

I wasn't even invited to Israel... THEY DIDN'T EVEN ASK MY OPINION

The tests of the new product were successful. There is no more rocket or testing ground.

You're not apologizing sincerely... COME ON, LOUDER AND DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN

Everything is going according to plan... THE PLAN FOR THE MADYAR REFINERY IS EVEN AHEAD OF TIME

Happy Birthday... I HAVE MADE THE DECISION TO TRANSFER TOMAHAWKS TO THE AFU

What tomahawks, Donald... BELGOROD IS OUT OF POWER FOR THE SECOND TIME IN A WEEK

Here he is, our hero, the future elite... He DRUNKLY PISSED ALL OVER THE PARQUET

A weak and cunning ruler reigned over us then... PUSHKIN KNEW EVERYTHING IN ADVANCE

I would have attacked NATO countries a long time ago... THERE'S SIMPLY NOTHING TO ATTACK WITH

Could the respected gentleman deign to sell us some gasoline?!

Vladimirovich, everything is going according to plan... WE ARE PREPARING TO BUY GASOLINE ABROAD

There is no electricity, gas or hot water in Belgorod... EVERYTHING IS AS WE PLANNED

They wanted to take over Ukraine in 3 days... YESTERDAY WE WERE THINKING ALL DAY ABOUT HOW TO SUR...

Putin hasn't seized anything, he's just wasting people and money. TRUMP HAS GAVE UP THE BASE.

The only one who can guarantee anything about gasoline is Madyar. GUARANTEE ITS ABSENCE

It burns beautifully... NOVOROSSIYSK WAS A GOOD SEA PORT

Dear students, there is no gas, so we will have to walk to school from now on.

The next military aircraft flying into Europe will be shot down... NATO has presented it as a fact

Vladimirovich, everything is going exactly according to plan. HERE ARE THE SOLDIERS DOING GYMNASTICS

This is a gangster shootout at an abandoned factory, just like in the 90s...

Guys, get some air... I leaked the coordinates of the best UAV center "RUBICON"

Is today some kind of holiday?! September 17th is International Gnome Day.

As soon as I said that I support the war, such sh*t poured out on me. BASKOV GOT WHAT HE DESERVED

I so wanted to spend my old age there comfortably... AND INSTEAD THERE WILL BE A TRIBUNAL

There is never enough money... BUT THERE IS ALWAYS ENOUGH FOR WAR, THE PALACE AND ALINA KABAYEVA