There is never enough money... BUT THERE IS ALWAYS ENOUGH FOR WAR, THE PALACE AND ALINA KABAYEVA

Don't be offended, Vagit, but Lukoil is NOW ALSO "MADYAR" CONTROLLED

So that you understand how hard it is to live in Belgorod... THIS IS HOW I LOOKED BEFORE MY

What was that in Poland?! YOU DECIDED TO TRY TO CHALLENGE NATO?!

Vladimirovich, everything is according to plan... TODAY DRONES ARRIVED IN YOUR RESIDENCE "BOCHARO...

Joseph, Kobzon, give us ONE MORE TICKET for your concert

Where did the gasoline go, Putin... EXPLAIN WHAT'S GOING ON?!

Money is not the most important thing... THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS THAT THE PEOPLE DO NOT WAKE UP

How much longer will we have to tolerate this...GASOLINE FOR 100 RUBLES WILL BE SOON

Putin, where is the gasoline... I'm asking... WHO SHOULD I TURN TO, A MADYARN?!

How am I doing?! Still alive... ALTHOUGH HISTORY DOESN'T LIKE LOSERS

Sorry... orchestra, dancing, flowers... YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE ALL THIS

Hi, my name is Madyar... NOW I MANAGE ALL YOUR REFINERY

Why should I buy more oil and gas... YOU WILL GIVE THEM TO ME FOR A PRICE ANYWAY

Burning like a sparkler... SOON THERE WILL BE NO REFINERY AT ALL

Vladimirovich, we have calculated everything... THE WAR COSTS 47 BILLION RUBLES A DAY

Where is the gasoline, Vladimir, where is the gasoline?! WE SHOULD GO ON HORSES

Son, summer is ending and you are without a medal... COME HERE QUICKLY

And who started it then?! PARKINSON OR ALZHEIMER'S

Your Honor, 3 million rubles per wound... I COULDN'T RESIST SUCH A TEMPTATION

What will happen next?! WILL WE RIDE HORSES NEXT YEAR?!

Putin, tomorrow morning we are going to Rostov, AND THEN IMMEDIATELY TO MOSCOW

Putin, why is gas only available with coupons in Crimea... WE DIDN'T VOTE FOR THIS

Today everyone is only talking about us... A BUMP, A FAILURE, A DEAD END AND A POOP

Where have you ever seen this... an official delegation was HOUSED IN SOME GYM

You say Japan has been overtaken?! KAZAKHSTAN HAS ALREADY OUTSIDED RUSSIA IN GDP

Maybe we'll meet in Chukotka?! YOU HAVE A MILITARY BASE THERE TOO

What's wrong with the economy, I ask... WHY ARE THEIR FACES STONE

What will happen in Alaska? Damn it... I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT FROM IT MYSELF

You can treat him to Krasnodar chacha... WE WILL NOT GIVE UP THE TERRITORY

Damn, we just came here to relax, we didn’t even take a dip... PUTIN, WHERE IS THE AIR DEFENSE?!

What meeting?! YOU HAVE NOT DONE TOO LITTLE FOR OUR MEETING YET

It was a shame you didn't agree, Vladimir... NOW THAT'S IT, GET A BREATH...

What kind of elite are you... you ******* WENT THERE TO FIGHT FOR MONEY

And where did your alcowar disappear to?! WHERE IS MEDVEDEV... QUIETER THAN WATER, LOWER THAN WATER

Because of your nonsense, 2 NUCLEAR SUBMARINES are sailing to our shores

That's it, Volodya... NOW ALL OUR HOPE IS ONLY IN CANDLES

I mean you won't buy oil anymore... MODI, WHAT ABOUT OUR FRIENDSHIP

You know, Vladimir... IT'S BECOMING TOO EXPENSIVE TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU

You're great, Gref, smile... LET THE TV VIEWER THINK THAT THE BANKS WON'T BURST

Hi Vladimir, have you caught some air?! YOU ONLY HAVE 12 DAYS LEFT...

Migrants chase our policemen... THEY ARE EVEN AFRAID TO UNLOCK THEIR HOLSTER

What a bang, the whole entrance collapsed... LIKE A HOUSE OF CARDS

What are we going to fly on now... FLY ON A BROOM OR ON AN AIRSHIP?!

Almost all my classmates are already up there... AND I WILL JOIN YOU SOON TOO

And can't you make the font even bigger?! I AM ENERGETIC AND YOUNG

4th place in the world in economy?! THEN WHY DO WE HAVE TO SELL THINGS

Governor, why aren't you at the front?! THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO... I WANT TO LIVE

I fought and that's it... I swim, I relax... THIS IS HOW MILLIONAIRES RELAX IN RUSSIA

All the hatches were welded shut before your arrival... OTHERWISE THE RATING IS 87% WE UNDERSTAND...

Volodya, fire at Moscow-City... HE WILL GO TO NEGOTIATIONS IMMEDIATELY

Hello... Have you caught some air?! YOU HAVE 50 DAYS... TIME HAS STARTED...

You're a 70-year-old f***er... WHY ARE THE CHILDREN OF OFFICIALS NOT FIGHTING HERE?!

Thank you for the gift, Governor... THE LID IS SO SYMBOLIC

It feels like Trump is no longer our comrade... SOLOVYEV GAVE OUT THE BASE

Vladimir, everything is going as you planned... I AM TRANSFERRING EVEN MORE WEAPONS TO UKRAINE

You know the plan yourself, Minister... EITHER SIT OR FALL OUT OF THE WINDOW

I support Putin. There is no work... THE MORNING BEGINS NOT WITH COFFEE BUT WITH A TANK

Son, our apartment is no more.. BUT NOW I DO NOT SUPPORT PUTIN

Why do we need robots, they are expensive... WE STILL HAVE A LOT OF CHEAP IVANS IN OUR COUNTRY