GoldGoomba

Hey there! So I’ve noticed that some of you have subscribed to me from comments on gaming-type videos, and others have subscribed from comments on Twenty Øne Piløts related content. My intention has always been to at some point make gaming-related content on this channel, however I’m also interested in the possibility of making music-related content also (reactions, discussions, etc). That being said, would those of you who subscribed that are TØP fans (or just music fans in general) be interested in a separate channel for that type of content?

6 months ago | [YT] | 1

GoldGoomba

Pt. 2 to the last post

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11 months ago | [YT] | 2

GoldGoomba

Merry Christmas friends! Thank you for the support so far (even though I haven’t even uploaded anything lol). I hope your day was great, no matter how you celebrated! Shown here and in the next post are the highlights of my gifts this year. What did you all get this year?

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11 months ago | [YT] | 2

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Oh, I also created a Patreon, link here and in the description

www.patreon.com/GoldGoomba_YT

11 months ago | [YT] | 2

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Hey guys! I intended to start uploading on this channel months ago, but life just happened and I haven’t started yet. That being said, I hope to start uploading sometime in the next few months or so! I’ve had different ideas over time of what exactly I want to do with this channel, and I want to know what you’d like to see! Let me know in the poll below, and thank you SOOOOO MUCH for subscribing even though I haven’t made any content yet. It’s crazy to me that I have 10 subs with no videos lol. Have a good one!

11 months ago | [YT] | 1

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‪@pennyloafersqueek‬ Oh no. Something happened…

So, I’ve been keeping them busy and kind of trying to wear them out so Torchy doesn’t pull any of his antics, and up to this point it has worked. So today, I decided to take them bowling (in hindsight they’re probably a bit young to bowl anyways, but I helped them out and it was fun). But then, Clancy told me he was thirsty. So I went to quickly grab each of them a Caprisun. When I returned, Torchy had somehow got a hold of his torch and LIT THE LANE ON FIRE! Thankfully they were both okay, neither of them got hurt. So once the fire department showed up and took care of the whole fiasco, Torchy told me that Clancy TOLD HIM to do it! And when I asked Clancy if that was true, he just giggled at me! So I had another talk with both of them, and hopefully this is sorted out for the last time.

1 year ago | [YT] | 20

GoldGoomba

‪@pennyloafersqueek‬ I might have found the solution…

Me: “Alright Clan Clan, alright Torchy, I’m going to tell you two a bedtime story now. Which one do you want to hear?”

Clancy: “I want to hear the one about the Bottomless Proctologist!”

Me: “Uh… I think you might be a little young for that one. What about you Torchy?”

Torchy: “I’m not ready to go to bed… can I sip some Caprisun like it’s Dom Pérignon?”

Clancy: “Oh, me too! I haven’t had a drop all day!”

Me: “Fine, but just a little bit.”

*Walks to the kitchen to get the Caprisun and grabs them*

Me: “I hope that this can satiate their cravings”

*Returns, Clancy is on fire, and Torchy is bouncing on the bed, trying to set a painting of a vulture on fire with his Torch*

Me: “Torchy, what did you do?!?”

*Puts the fire out and takes away Torchy’s torch*

Me: “Torchy, go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done, and come apologize to Clancy when you’ve finished!”

*He goes and sits in the corner, then he comes back after 5 minutes*

Torchy: “Hello… we haven’t talked in quite some time… I know I haven’t been the best of friends… Hello I have set you ablaze many times, ‘cause I… I feel as if I’m shown… denial… I feel as if I’m shown… denial… I feel like I’m denied… I feel like I’m denied… attention… ATEEENNNTIOOON!”

Clancy: “Whatever, I just fly by the dangerous fires.”

Me: “That’s what the problem is? You just feel like you don’t get enough attention? I’m truly sorry you feel that way, we do care about you and love you very deeply. I’ll tell you what, what if I were to get you something to make up for the way you’ve been feeling?”

Torchy: “A new torch! 😁”

Me: “Maybe one day, but for now, what if I gave you… a drum set!”

Torchy: “Awesome! I can’t wait to make some fire beats!”

Me: “I hope you don’t mean that literally. Well, I hope you’re ready for bed now. Goodnight!”

*Turns off light and walks out. As I walk away, a loud banging comes from their room*

Me: “Well, that was a lapse of judgment to give them to him tonight 🥴”

Wow, this turned out very long lol

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