Alloy is mine, and if you take him, I'll use my nerf gun and shoot you. First on to f.c. list is determined on:
1. Are you my friend? Likely not. Suckas.
2. Have you "Killed" me? Probably yes.
3. Are you happy about killing? Maybe.
4. Have you asked me to kill you? You probably have, and that's why you're reading this. I don't accept "kill requests", as I have enough to do anyway.
5. Are you a tracer/use gacha life? If you use gacha, I can't kill you due to inconsistent designs. If you trace, you're a top priority.
6. If you love Alloy, I will shoot you with a freaking nerf gun. Be afraid, I call being Bastion.
7. Even if most of this applies to you in a good way, I have enough to do without the need of f.c.ing you all. If too many people apply however, I WILL make a multiple-people f.c. video if enough Alloy fangirls come at me.. which they have.

Prepare to die. *takes out nerf gun*