25 to Life in Simi Valley

This channel is all about doin' time in America's most unassuming prison: Simi Valley, CA. You're free to go but you'll never be gone for long. It always sucks you back in like a bad romance. From the gale-force Santa Ana winds that blow from October through April to the radiation leaching out of the hills above Santa Susana, Simi Valley seems to be actively trying to kill us.
It's a strange little town with a population of just over 125,000 people yet somehow we're able to support 2 Target's, 2 Bowling Alleys, 2 Walmart's, 4 McDonalds, 10 7 -ll's, and a full dozen Starbucks! We also, remarkably, support a hydroponics store and a fish market that's only open 4 days a week which I'm pretty sure is a cover for something. But this same town rejected an Olive Garden, Johnny Carino's, Fatburger, Sizzler, and 2 Denny's!
It's the only place I've ever lived where the right thinks everyone is too liberal and the left thinks everyone is too conservative. Subscribe for all the weirdness.