"Who sent you? This frequency is restricted."
You’ve accessed an unauthorized broadcast from Siege Cats—a musical unit of unknown origin, operating under deep cover. What appears to be an all-cat band is, we assure you, purely entertainment. Nothing to worry about. No need to alert any agencies.
Our weekly transmissions include:
Original and AI-generated music and performances
Daily field reports (disguised as polls, images, and cat-related nonsense)
Zero politics, zero drama, and absolutely no top-secret galactic intelligence
Your presence here has been logged.
Feel free to like, subscribe, or pretend this never happened.
We’re not saying you’re part of the mission now.
But… you kind of are.