I GOT MARRIED TO THE HOTEL CLEANER… (GONE WRONG!)

WE WENT TO THIS MURDERERS TOY SHOP… (BAD IDEA!)

MY GIRLFRIEND IS CHEATING ON ME WITH MY NEIGHBOUR… (Police Called!)

HOTEL CLEANER RUINED MY 3 YEAR OLD SONS BIRTHDAY PARTY… (Police Called!)

12 YEAR OLD BOY TOOK MY SON… (Police Called!)

MY NEIGHBOUR BRAINWASHED MY SON… (Police Called!)

HOTEL CLEANER SLEPT IN MY BED… (I Didn’t Want Her To…)

LAD FOUND TRAPPED IN BODY BAG… (Police Called!)

I PROPOSED TO THE HOTEL CLEANER... (BAD IDEA...)

MANGO CAME CAMPING WITH US… (Bad Idea!)

I CANT BELIEVE HE DID THIS TO HIS MUM… (Police Called!)

HOTEL CLEANER TRIED TO DROWN MY BESTFRIEND… (POLICE CALLED!)

MY NEIGHBOUR BURIED ME ALIVE!! (I Was So Scared!)

HOTEL CLEANER TRIED TO SET MY GIRLFRIEND ON FIRE… (Police Called!)

MANGO CAME TO MY HOUSE FOR A SLEEP OVER… (IN BED WITH MY GIRL!)

I WENT TO THE 12 YEAR OLD BOYS BIRTHDAY PARTY! (Gone Wrong)

MY NEIGHBOUR TOOK MY SON… (Police Called!)

HOTEL CLEANER OPENED HER OWN MUSEUM… (THINGS GOT MESSY!)

BODY FOUND IN BEDROOM OF MY NEW APARTMENT! (Police Called)

MY NEIGHBOUR IS A MURDERER… (Police Called!)

HOTEL CLEANER TOOK MY SON… (Police Called!)

KID PUT ME IN HOSPITAL… (Embarrassing…)

I ATE THIS MEAL A MURDERER COOKED… (Police Called!)

HOTEL CLEANER TORTURED MY GIRLFRIEND! (Police Called)

MY FAMILY WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN… (Police Called)

BODY FOUND IN MY NEIGHBOURS BASEMENT! (Police Called)

MY FRIEND STABBED THE HOTEL CLEANER... (Police Called!)

MY BROTHER HARMED OUR OWN MUM… (Police Called)

HOMELESS BOY BROKE MY NOSE… (Police Called!)

HOTEL CLEANER KILLED HER SON! (Police Called!)

HOTEL CLEANER TRIED TO KILL MY BESTFRIEND! (Police Called!)

PHYSCO MUM TOOK MY BESTFIREND HOSTAGE… (Police Called!)

I SNITCHED ON THIS 12 YEAR OLD BOY… (Police Called!)

THIS BOY HAS GONE TO FAR… (Police Called!)

HOTEL CLEANER PUT ME IN HOSPITAL… (Police Called!)

I WENT TO THE 12 YEAR OLD BOYS DADS FUNERAL… (GONE BADLY WRONG!)

HOTEL CLEANER TAKES A LIFE... (Police Called!)

BOYFRIEND CAUGHT HITTING HIS GIRLFRIEND! (Police Called!)

THIS BOY SET UP HIS OWN MUM!! (Police Called!)

SAVED MISSING GIRL FROM A MURDERER!! (POLICE CALLED)

PHYSCO MUM STARTED FLIRTING WITH ME…

HOTEL CLEANER KILLS HER MUM… (Police Called!)

BOY TOOK ME & LOCKED ME UP!! (Police Called!!)

HOTEL CLEANER TRIED TO KILL MY BESTFRIEND! (Police Called!)

MY BESTFRIEND WAS GRABBED & TAKEN TO AMSTERDAM!! (Police Called!)

THIS BOY GOT INJURED BY HIS MUM… (Police Called!)

THIS MUM REALLY HURT ME... (Police Called!)

MY BESTFRIEND MARRIED THE HOTEL CLEANER… (THINGS GOT MESSY!)

THIS BOY MEETS HIS DAD FOR FIRST TIME... (Police Called!)

The Grinch VS Santa! (POLICE CALLED!)

I HAD A SLEEP OVER WITH THE HOTEL CLEANER... (SHE GOT NAKED!)

WE ALL DRESSED AS MURDERERS TO TRY AND CAPTURE ONE!! (Police Called!)

12 YEAR OLD BOY KILLS HIS DAD... (Police Called!)

HOTEL CLEANER TRIED TO FINISH ME OFF... (Police Called!)

12 YEAR OLD BOY HAD ENOUGH OF HIS MUM... (Police Called!)

LAZY WOMAN KEPT GIRL HOSTAGE IN HER FLAT... (Police Called!)

I MET UP WITH THE 12 YEAR OLD BOYS SISTER TO SNITCH ON HIM! (Police Called!)

MAN THAT MURDERED MISSING GIRL ATTACKED PEPPA PIG! (Police Called!)

BOY BURRIED ALVIE BY HIS MUM... (Police Called!)

HOMELESS BOY LIVING ON THE STREET...