"IT'S LIKE TV, BUT SLOWER"
"I ain't bitter"
Number of times on CNN: Do re-runs count?
Number of viewers who wet themselves: 13
You Tube Haters: about 3 or 4
Time left till my next hater: 20 min or so
Oblivious to my genius: 6.7 billion
Ex wives: 2
Good Kids: 2
Bad Kids: I never saw that lady B4 in my life
Speeding Citations: #_%&#$#*&!
Number of times dead: 2
Total number of minutes dead: 8-10
Lucky Number: 443556
Most descriptive number: 333
Tattoos: 200+
Piercings: 10 plus 8 loops of cable in chest
Personal speed record (bike): 165 mph
Years working in Hollywood: 26
Years trying to get out of Hollywood: 25
IQ: 136
Shoe: 12E
Hat size: 7 7/8
I write the songs that make the whole world blow beverages out their noses. Well, hopefully.
All of my videos will let you AUTOMATICALLY respond with a video. I will not censor or delete anything unless it's spam or hateful racist BS directed towards others. You can yell at me all ya like ;)
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