Did you know that four out of five people want to be the fifth person? I used to think that four out of five people made fun of the fifth person, but then I found out I was number five. Embarrassing.

Working on: 1. A series: "How to Teach Yourself To Lucid Dream: A Practical Guide" 2. A rational monologue: "Fundraising and Begging, What's The Difference?" 3. A performed appeal: "Did We Hang Out A Lot In School? Are You Loaded Now? I Could Really Use A Grant At This Point." goo.gl/w2zSp