You might think I suck at games, but that's only because you simply can not handle the absolutely gargantuan scale of my tactical genius. I have read the art of war and the art of the deal thus making my tactical prowess rival that of even the great desert fox Erwin Rommel. This paired with my immense knowledge of Camaros and Corvettes makes me the Premier Bitchin' Camaro connoisseur. I wake up to Hulk Hogan's theme song (Real American) every day under my picture of the battleship New Jersey and then run 5 miles to the Rocky theme song. I am simply the realest American to ever live. Race cars, electric guitars, bald eagles and black powder rifles with powdered wigs all the way. Hell yeah brother!

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