Where I’ve been (Health problems)

YOU NEED TO GET THIS INSANE SIDEARM FROM LORD SALADIN! (It has a .43 ttk)

YOU NEED TO CRAFT THE NEW FATEBRINGER ASAP!(First 140 To Get This Perk)

XUR HAS DONE IT AGAIN! (He Can't Keep Getting Away With This...)

BUY THIS NEW VOID PULSE RIFLE FROM THE TOWER ASAP! (Void Is OP this Season)

THE NEW BXR BATTLER IS HERE! REDRIX'S ESTOC IS INSANE! (New Comp Reward)

YOU SHOULD CRAFT THIS CRISPY HAND CANNON ASAP! (It's Best In Class)

YOU SHOULD BUY THIS PULSE RIFLE AT THE TOWER ASAP! (It Might Be The New King)

YOU SHOULD BUY THIS NASTY WEAPON FROM COLLECTIONS ASAP! (It 3 taps)

YOU NEED TO TRY THIS ICONIC EXOTIC SCOUT RIFLE AFTER THE BUFF! (King Of Scouts?)

YOU SHOULD CRAFT THIS AUTO RIFLE WHILST YOU STILL CAN! (Only One Of It's Kind)

XUR IS SELLING AN UNOBTAINBLE PULSE RIFLE RIGHT NOW! (Only Way To Get This)

YOU SHOULD BUY THIS BUFFED WEAPON AT THE HELM BEOFRE IT'S GONE! (2 Burst Sidearm)

GET THIS ENHANCED + ADEPT GOD ROLL PULSE RIFLE RIGHT NOW! (Limited Time)

YOU NEED TO BUY THIS META WEAPON FROM THE TOWER RIGHT NOW! (they buffed it again..)

YOU NEED TO GET THIS 2 BURST WEAPON ASAP! (It Just Got A HUGE Buff...)

SAY HELLO TO THE NEW KING OF PULSE RIFLES! (BXR- 55 BATTLER IS META NOW)

THIS AMAZING AUTO RIFLE IS STILL THE ONLY ONE OF ITS KIND! (Good Luck Getting It)

YOU SHOULD BUY THIS AUTO RIFLE AT THE TOWER ASAP! (Best PVP Auto Rifle)

THIS WEAPON IS THE ONLY ONE OF ITS KIND BUT THERE'S A PROBLEM! (You Can Buy It From Collections..)

YOU SHOULD BUY THIS ENHANCED PULSE RIFLE AT THE TOWER! (It's Actually Good Now)

THIS EXOTIC IS GETTING BUFFED AND IT IS GOING TO BE INSANE! (You've Been Warned)

THIS IS THE ONLY WEAPON THAT CAN DO THIS AND IT'S GETTING BUFFED! (New Meta?)

YOU SHOULD BUY THIS GOD ROLL SMG AT THE TOWER ASAP! (It's Getting Buffed)

YOU NEED TO GET THIS WEAPON FROM THE HELM! (It's Getting A HUGE Buff..)

YOU NEED TO GET A GOD ROLL OF THIS WEAPON.. (It's About To Be VERY Meta)

SPENDING 99 ENGRAMS TIL I GET THE GOD ROLL SIDEARM (This Is Meta)

BANSHEE IS SELLING A GOD ROLL OF A RARE WEAPON TODAY! (You Have 24 Hours)

THIS EXOTIC COMBO IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE! (You Will Never Die Using This)

I HAVE NEVER SEEN CHEATS LIKE THIS BEFORE! (Destiny 2 anti cheat cooked?)