THIS STRAND TITAN EXOTIC IS ABSOLUTELY BUSTED NOW! (Insane Titan Build)

THESE PULSE RIFLES ARE INSANELY BROKEN NOW! (Weapons Stat Going Crazy)

SAY HELLO TO THE NEW META HAND CANNON! (150 WEAPON STAT = .67 TTK)

THE NEW NOT FORGOTTEN IS HERE! SOLEMN REMEBRANCE IS NASTY (New Competitive Reward)

THIS NEW AUTO RIFLE IS VERY NASTY! - GIVER'S BLESSING (Edge Of Fate)

I FINALLY GOT THE MAX RANGE GOD ROLL AUTO RIFLE! (You Should Get It)

YOU SHOULD BUY THIS S TIER WEAPON FROM THE TOWER ASAP! (It cooks)

GET THIS MAX RANGE GOD ROLL SMG THIS WEEKEND! (It's the best in class)

XUR IS SELLING THIS EXOTIC FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER! (And High WEAPON Stat Armor)

MY NEW TITAN BUILD IS PERFECT (It Can Do Everything)

SAY HELLO TO THE RAREST AUTO RIFLE IN THE GAME! (Drifters Banned Auto Rifle)

YOU SHOULD CRAFT THIS HAND CANNON SOON! (Best In Class .67 ttk)

THIS AUTO RIFLE IS ABOUT TO BE CRAZY IN THE NEW DLC! (This Is The LAST Day To Get It..)

Update - I'm back (I almost died)

Where I’ve been (Health problems)

YOU NEED TO GET THIS INSANE SIDEARM FROM LORD SALADIN! (It has a .43 ttk)

YOU NEED TO CRAFT THE NEW FATEBRINGER ASAP!(First 140 To Get This Perk)

XUR HAS DONE IT AGAIN! (He Can't Keep Getting Away With This...)

BUY THIS NEW VOID PULSE RIFLE FROM THE TOWER ASAP! (Void Is OP this Season)

THE NEW BXR BATTLER IS HERE! REDRIX'S ESTOC IS INSANE! (New Comp Reward)

YOU SHOULD BUY THIS PULSE RIFLE AT THE TOWER ASAP! (It Might Be The New King)

YOU SHOULD BUY THIS NASTY WEAPON FROM COLLECTIONS ASAP! (It 3 taps)

YOU NEED TO TRY THIS ICONIC EXOTIC SCOUT RIFLE AFTER THE BUFF! (King Of Scouts?)

YOU SHOULD CRAFT THIS AUTO RIFLE WHILST YOU STILL CAN! (Only One Of It's Kind)

XUR IS SELLING AN UNOBTAINBLE PULSE RIFLE RIGHT NOW! (Only Way To Get This)

YOU SHOULD BUY THIS BUFFED WEAPON AT THE HELM BEOFRE IT'S GONE! (2 Burst Sidearm)

GET THIS ENHANCED + ADEPT GOD ROLL PULSE RIFLE RIGHT NOW! (Limited Time)

YOU NEED TO BUY THIS META WEAPON FROM THE TOWER RIGHT NOW! (they buffed it again..)

YOU NEED TO GET THIS 2 BURST WEAPON ASAP! (It Just Got A HUGE Buff...)

SAY HELLO TO THE NEW KING OF PULSE RIFLES! (BXR- 55 BATTLER IS META NOW)

THIS AMAZING AUTO RIFLE IS STILL THE ONLY ONE OF ITS KIND! (Good Luck Getting It)

YOU SHOULD BUY THIS AUTO RIFLE AT THE TOWER ASAP! (Best PVP Auto Rifle)

THIS WEAPON IS THE ONLY ONE OF ITS KIND BUT THERE'S A PROBLEM! (You Can Buy It From Collections..)

YOU SHOULD BUY THIS ENHANCED PULSE RIFLE AT THE TOWER! (It's Actually Good Now)

THIS EXOTIC IS GETTING BUFFED AND IT IS GOING TO BE INSANE! (You've Been Warned)

THIS IS THE ONLY WEAPON THAT CAN DO THIS AND IT'S GETTING BUFFED! (New Meta?)

YOU SHOULD BUY THIS GOD ROLL SMG AT THE TOWER ASAP! (It's Getting Buffed)

YOU NEED TO GET THIS WEAPON FROM THE HELM! (It's Getting A HUGE Buff..)

YOU NEED TO GET A GOD ROLL OF THIS WEAPON.. (It's About To Be VERY Meta)

SPENDING 99 ENGRAMS TIL I GET THE GOD ROLL SIDEARM (This Is Meta)

BANSHEE IS SELLING A GOD ROLL OF A RARE WEAPON TODAY! (You Have 24 Hours)

THIS EXOTIC COMBO IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE! (You Will Never Die Using This)

I HAVE NEVER SEEN CHEATS LIKE THIS BEFORE! (Destiny 2 anti cheat cooked?)

BANSHEE IS FINALLY SELLING A PERFECT ROLL OF THIS PULSE RIFLE! (Slept On)

YOU SHOULD BUY THIS HIDDEN MONSTER FROM SALADIN! (It Deletes Everything)

THEY REALLY GAVE TITANS WORM HUSK CROWN AND IT IS INSANELY POWERFUL...(Oh No)

BUNGIE, WE NEED TO TALK. (THEY DESTROYED WARD OF DAWN - RARE DFP RANT)

I SNAPPED AND FINALLY USED THE META! (THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL)

SAY HELLO TO THE NEW KING OF RAPID FIRE AUTO RIFLES! (First To Ever Get This Perk)

BANSHEE IS FINALLY SELLING THIS RARE SMG WITH GOOD PERKS! (Only One Of It's Kind)

I HAD NO IDEA THIS PULSE RIFLE COULD GET THAT PERK...(High Ground Is Insane)

XUR IS SELLING A VERY SLEPT ON PULSE RIFLE ONCE AGAIN! (He's Still A Fraud Though)

THIS FULLY CRAFTED AUTO RIFLE GOT BUFFED AND IT IS NASTY NOW! (Most Unique Auto Rifle)

BUY THIS HIDDEN GEM GOD ROLL FROM XUR BEFORE HE LEAVES! (Kinetic Elsie's Rifle)

THIS PULSE RIFLE WAS TERRIBLE BUT IT IS INSANE NOW! (This Might Be META)

THE MOST SLEPT ON AUTO RIFLE IN THE GAME JUST GOT BUFFED! (It's Nasty)

THE FULLY CRAFTED PROPHET OF DOOM IS INSANE! (Better Than Matador64)

BANSHEE HAS NEVER SOLD THIS BEFORE! (It's A Perfectly Rolled Pulse Rifle)

THIS NEW SLUG SHOTGUN IS ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE! (LEGENDARY CHAPERONE)

BANSHEE IS SELLING AN INSANELY GOOD WEAPON RIGHT NOW! (Best SMG?)