MY FAVORITE ARC AUTO RIFLE OF ALL TIME JUST GOT BUFFED (It MELTS Now)

THIS SOLAR TITAN BUILD MAKES YOU INVINCIBLE! (Ultimate Healer Titan)

YOU SHOULD BUY THIS ICONIC WEAPON AT THE TOWER! (It Is About To Be META)

THIS PULSE RIFLE IS INSANELY GOOD AND IT IS ABOUT TO GET BUFFED..(New Meta?)

THIS AUTO RIFLE IS SECRECTLY OP (The BEST Sight In The Game)

XUR IS SELLING A GOD ROLL COMPETITIVE PULSE RIFLE + ADEPT WEAPON!

I HAD NO IDEA THIS AUTO RIFLE COULD DO THIS!?(100 Range Is INSANE)

YOU CAN GET THIS SLEPT ON SHOTGUN RIGHT NOW! (Only One Of It's Kind)

YOU NEED TO GET THIS INSANE 2 TAP SCOUT RIFLE (I Had No Idea It Cooks)

ONE OF MY FAVORITE AUTO RIFLES OF ALL TIME IS LOWKEY NASTY RIGHT NOW! (.6 ttk)

YOU CAN GET THE BEST AUTO RIFLE IN THE GAME RIGHT NOW! (It's SO Easy)

XUR IS SELLING AN UNOBTAINABLE GOD ROLL PULSE RIFLE RIGHT NOW!

THIS STASIS AUTO RIFLE IS RIDICULOUS! (This Roll Is Perfect)

YOU CAN BUY ONE OF THE BEST SMGS IN THE GAME RIGHT NOW FROM BANSHEE! (I Had No Idea)

I AM SORRY FOR DOING THIS (AGAIN)

I FINALLY CRAFTED THE ULTIMATE HIGH IMPACT AUTO RIFLE AND IT IS INSANE (Crazy Heals/TTK)

XUR SELLING AN UNOBTAINABLE ADEPT WEAPON + THAT AUTO RIFLE AGAIN LOL (Kinetic Tremors)

THIS EXOTIC IS ABSOLUTELY BROKEN WTF (Infinite Body Shots)

I GOT THE MAX RANGE GOD ROLL SMG AND IT IS INCREDIBLE! (I Had No Idea It Was This Good)

YOU SHOULD BUY THIS NASTY SCOUT RIFLE FROM BANSHEE! (I Had No Idea It Cooks)

XUR IS SELLING AN UNOBTAINABLE PULSE RIFLE + GOD ROLL AUTO RIFLE!

BANSHEE IS SELLING A FANTASTIC AUTO RIFLE RIGHT NOW (S Tier Perks)

MY FAVORITE AUTO RIFLE OF ALL TIME JUST GOT BUFFED (It's Special)

THIS NEW SMG IS THE FIRST OF ITS KIND! (And I Got The God Roll)

THE COMP HAND CANNON HAS A SECRET CATALYST (Built To Blast Stasis Titan Build)

WHEN YOUR TOXIC TEAM MATE GOES TOO FAR (I Had To Teach Him A Lesson)

XUR IS FINALLY SELLING THIS COMPETITVE WEAPON! (Redrix Estoc For Sale)

I HAD NO IDEA THIS SMG WAS ACTUALLY THIS GOOD LOL (You Need This Perk)

THIS GOD ROLL AUTO RIFLE HAS A HIDDEN CATALYST! (Disaster Corps Is Insane)

CAN YOU GO FLAWLESS WITH ONLY 150K GLIMMER AND 30 CORES? (TOWER VENDOR CHALLENGE)

THIS NASTY PULSE RIFLE GOT A SECRET BUFF! (It's Better Than Ever)

THE NEW SHOTGUN HAS A SECRET GOD ROLL! (This Is A Game Changer)

XUR IS SELLING AN UNOBTAINABLE ADEPT HAND CANNON! (He Finally Did It..)

I HAD NO IDEA THIS HAND CANNON WAS STILL THIS GOOD (The OG King)

YOU SHOULD BUY THIS ONE OF A KIND AUTO RIFLE AT THE TOWER ASAP! (Drifter Sells It)

YOU SHOULD BUY THIS SHOTGUN FROM ADA THIS WEEK! (One Of The Best)

YOU NEED TO GET THIS OP SIDEARM BEFORE ITS TOO LATE! (The New King)

THIS GOD ROLL AUTO RIFLE GOT A SECRET BUFF! (No One Has Noticed Yet)

I HAD NO IDEA THIS AUTO RIFLE WAS ACTUALLY GOOD..(I Bought It At The Tower)

YOU SHOULD BUY THIS SLEPT ON HAND CANNON FROM LORD SHAXX IN THE TOWER! (Top Perk Selection)

I GOT THE ULTIMATE GOD ROLL COMP HAND CANNON (It's Perfect)

ONE OF THE BEST AUTO RIFLES IN THE GAME JUST GOT BUFFED (This Is BROKEN)

XUR IS SELLING A NASTY ADEPT TRIALS WEAPON RIGHT NOW! (And It's Strand..)

YOU CAN BUY ONE THE BEST GUNS IN THE GAME AT THE TOWER RIGHT NOW! (Zavala Vanguard Reward)

YOU SHOULD BUY THIS ONE OF A KIND PULSE RIFLE FROM SALADIN BEFORE LEAVES! (Only One)

THE ULTIMATE MOVEMENT BUILD FOR TITAN! (Strand Titan HIDDEN Secrets)

YOU HAVE LESS THAN 24 HOURS TO GET THE NEW MACRO TOOL SHOTGUN! (Farm It Now)

YOU SHOULD BUY THIS SECRET META AUTO RIFLE FROM LORD SALADIN! (.67 ttk)

THE FIRST EVER TIERED IRON BANNER WEAPON IS HERE...(Finite Impactor)

THE NEW TRIALS AUTO RIFLE HAS A SECRET GOD ROLL! (This Is Actually Crazy)

XUR IS FINALLY SELLING THESE! (And A LOT Of Hand Cannons)

YOU BUY A VERY NASTY SCOUT RIFLE AT THE TOWER RIGHT NOW! (Flinch Machine)

THIS NEW SHOTGUN IS THE FIRST OF ITS KIND! (Mida Macro Tool - Insane Synergy)

YOU SHOULD BUY THIS SMG FROM THE TOWER ASAP! (It's Getting Buffed)

XUR IS SELLING A COMP WEAPON AND AN ADEPT TRIALS WEAPON!? (But There's A Problem...)

BANSHEE IS SELLING A BROKEN WEAPON RIGHT NOW! (This Should Not Be Possible)

I JUST DID SOMETHING VERY ILLEGAL (I'm A Warlock Main Now)

YOU HAVE LESS THAN 24 HOURS TO GET THIS NASTY AUTO RIFLE FROM BANSHEE! (Perks Will Change)

THE BRAND NEW RAPID FIRE SLUG SHOTGUN IS HERE! (Heavy Metal Reward)

I FINALLY GOT THIS SLEPT ON PULSE RIFLE (Secretly META)