Earthlings Gone Wild

Aliens Fear Us... But Not for the Reasons You Think! 👽💥

Welcome to Earthlings Gone Wild — the only corner of the galaxy where humans go absolutely feral... and the aliens can’t handle it.

Here, we tell sci-fi comedy stories where:
🛸 First contact goes sideways because humans bring snacks and sarcasm.
💣 Interstellar wars get canceled due to human bureaucracy.
🍕 Aliens fear pineapple pizza more than black holes.

Every story is a hilarious look at what happens when humanity’s chaotic creativity meets the cold, logical galaxy. Spoiler alert:
We don’t follow the rules… We make new ones.

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