SHE WORE A BLACK DRESS, LEAVING ME FOR HIM I LIT THE CANDLES, INVITED HER BOSS'S SECRETARY..........

MY WIFE'S SPA WEEKEND WAS ACTUALLY A ROMANCE PACKAGE WITH HER BOSS THE HOTEL RECEIPT PROVED HER. ..

MY CHEATING WIFETURNED OUR HOMEINTO A HOTEL SHE LIED FOR SEVEN MONTHS WHILE FUNDING HER AFFAIR BUT..

AFTER MY WAR INJURY, I PUT CAMERAS IN THE HOUSE CAUGHT MY WIFE AND COUSIN TOGETHER. SHE TOLD HIM....

AT OUR ANNIVERSARY DINNER, MY WIFE SMILED LOVINGLY. I DIDN'T KNOWSHED JUST LEFT HER FSB LOVER'S.....

MY WIFE AND BROTHER WERE IN BED TOGETHER. SHE SAID, "AT LEAST HE CAN STILL PERFORM. YOUR FINGERS....

MY WIFE STOLE $800,000FROM OUR BREWERY WHILEHAVING AN AFFAIR. "YOUR LIMPMAKES YOU PATHETIC..........

MY WIFE SAID SHE WAS "WORKING LATE EVERY THURSDAY. I FOLLOWED HER TO THE GYM WHERE HER TRAINER......

AT THE HOTEL, MY WIFE TOLD HER LOVER: SOMETIMES I THINK ABOUT INCREASING HIS MEDICATION PERMANENTLY:

MY WIFE MET MY BROTHER AT THE CASINO EVERY NIGHT. "HE CAN'T EVEN WALK PROPERLY," SHE TEXTED HIM.....

FOR THREE YEARS, MY WIFE MADE ME COFFEE EVERY MORNING. I THANKED HER DAILY. THEN I FOUND WHITE......

MY WIFE AND HER LOVER PLANNED MY FUNERAL WHILE I SAT IN MY WHEELCHAIR. "SIGN THE DNR," THEY SAID....

FOUND BOOTS BY THE DOOR POLISHED SHINE, NOT LIKE MINE SHIE LAUGHED THAT SPECIAL LAUGH WHILE.........

OUR SMART TV AUTO-SYNCEDTO MYWIFE'SPHONEWHILESHE WASWITHANOTHERMAN."W ATCHANLEARN, SHE MOUTHED AT...

CAUGHT MY WIFE IN OUR BED WITH AN OIL TYCOON. SHE LAUGHED: "TWENTY YEARS WASTED ON A SMALL-TOWN.....

I FOUND OUT MY WIFE GAVE MY ATTACKERTHE COURTHOUSESECURITY CODES.SHEWANTED ΜΕ "WEAKERMORE MANAGEABLE

I FOUND MY WIFE MADE$2.3 MILLION WITH HERSENATOR LOVER. SHE LAUGHED:"YOU'RE TOO BORING TO NOTICE....

I FOUND MY WIFE'S PREGNANCY TEST IN THE TRASH. BUT I'D HAD A VASECTOMY YEARS AGO. "IT'S YOUR MIRACLE

MY WIFE, AHIGH-LEVEL STAFFER, LIED ABOUT WORKING LATE."THAT FOOL STILL THINKS I LOVE HIM SHE TOLD...

I CAUGHT MY WIFE CHEATING WITH A WEALTHY PRODUCER. SHE FLAUNTED A $GOK ROLEX: "AT LEAST HE SEES THAT

AT MY DAUGHTER'S 1ST BIRTHDAY, MY WIFE SAID"WE'RE THE PERFECT FAMILY"I SMILED, THEN PROJECTED THE...

AT OUR 15TH ANNIVERSARY, MY WIFE PLANNED A HUGE PARTY.IOVERHEARD HER SAY: "WITH THE RIGHT LAWYER....

MY WIFE SMILED AT ME FROM THE CHURCH CHOIR. THEN THE PASTOR CALLED MY NAME. ISTOOD UP AND SAID......

MY WIFE SAID SHE NEEDED TO WORK NIGHT SHIFTS."IT'S FOR MY CAREER, DARLING, SHE LIED. I CHECKED HER..

MY WIFE SAID SHE WAS "WORKING LATE I WAS A HOMICIDE DETECTIVE, SOI PUT A GPS TRACKER ON HER CAR.....

MY WIFE PAID HER LOVER $8,400 FROM OUR ACCOUNT."IT'S FOR ART SHE LIED.SHE THOUGHT I WAS JUST A......

MY WIFE HID A SECRET BANK ACCOUNT.SHE SAID, "IT'S JUST CHARITY MONEY, DON'T WORRY I KNEW SHE WAS....

I CAME HOME EARLY FROM MY FLIGHT. I HEARD MY WIFE IN OUR BEDROOM WITH MY BEST FRIEND. "HE THINKS....

MY WIFE CHEATED WITH THE MAN ICALLED MY BROTHER.HE'S JUST A FRIEND! TRUST ME, SHESAID. SO AT OUR....

AT OUR 20-YEAR PARTY, MY BEST FRIEND TOASTED HER "TO THE MOST LOYAL WIFE!" THE CROWD CHEERED........

IN FRONT OF 300 PEOPLE AT CHURCH, MY WIFE SMILED BESIDE ME. I TOOK THE MIC & SAID: "SHE'S BEEN......

MY WIFE CAME HOME LATE FOR 8 MONTHS. SHE LIED ABOUT "YOGA CLASS." "YOU NEED TO TRUST ME!" SHE.......

MY WIFE CHEATED AND HAD TWINS. I RAISED THEM BOTH. THEN I FOUND HER TEXTS: "SIMON CAN HAVE CUSTODY..

MY WIFE CALLED ΜΕ 'BORING' WHILE HAVING AN 18-MONTH AFFAIR WITH HER CONTRACTOR. "HE'S SO PREDICTABLE

MY WIFE DEMANDED I PAY FOR HER "HEALING" THERAPY. SHE TOLD ME, "YOU HAVE TO TRUST ME!" BUT I'M A....

MY WIFE SAID SHE WAS GOING TO A REUNION." "CLASS I SILENTLY CONNECTED TO HERCAR'BLUETOOTH. I HEARD..

MY WIFE BOOKED US ON TV FOR OUR CANCER STORY.SHE TOLD THE HOST: "I WAS HIS ROCK, I SUPPORTED HIM....

MY WIFE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID COLDLY, YOU KNOW, YOU'VE REALLY AGED. SOME PEOPLE AGE BORING” I DIDN..

FOR 15 YEARS, MY IN-LAWS LIVED IN MY HOUSE CHEAPLY."MY DAUGHTER DESERVES SOMEONE EXCITING, NOT......

MY WIFE GAVE A SPEECHO'INTEGRITY ΤΟ 200 PEOPLE.IN THE MIDDLE OF IT, SOMEONE IN THE CROWD SHOUTED....

I PRESENTED EVIDENCE OFMY WIFE'S AFFAIR TO HERMOTHER. I PLAYED THE AUDIO:"I'LL GET HALF HIS.........

AT A CHARITY CALA, MY WIFE SMILED AT ME. "НЕ SUSPECTS NOTHING," SHE'D TEXTED HER LOVER. BUT I.......

DOORBELL CAMERA CAUGHT MY WIFE'S "COWORKER" LEAVING OUR HOUSE AT 2 A.M. I TEXTED HIM: "NICE.........

AT MY WIFE'S PARENTS PARTY, SHE SAID I WAS JUST A "SIMPLE BUILDER” I STOOD UP AND SAID: "I'M........

WHILE I WAS DEPLOYED MY WIFE STOLE MY $45,000 COMBAT PAY TO FUND HER AFFAIR. SHE SAID IT WAS FOR....

MY WIFE SAID ABOUT MY BEST FRIEND LIVING IN OUR GUEST HOUSE: "HE'S YOUR BROTHER!" SO I INSTALLED....

MY WIFE CHEATED WITH THE ARCHITECT I HIRED. HE TOLD HER: "YOUR HUSBAND IS A SIMPLE MAN." THEY. .....

AFTER THE DNA TEST PROVED THE BABY WAS MINE, MY EX-WIFE CRIED TO THE JUDGE: "SHE'S MY DAUGHTER......

DURING A FIGHT, MY WIFE SMIRKED AND SAID: "AT LEAST MY LOVER IS A REAL MAN." I DIDN'T SHOUT.........

WHEN I CAME HOME FROM DEPLOYMENT, MY WIFE SEEMED VERY DISTANT. WITH TEARS, MY WIFE SAID: "I FELT....

I WAS SENT TODESTROY BUT STAYED TO PROTECT THEM HER HUSBAND FORGOT ONE THING A MOTHER'S LOVE IS.....

AT OUR ANNIVERSARY DINNER, MY WIFE AND BROTHER SMILED. MY WIFE SAID: "THANKS FOR BEING SOSUPPORTIVE.

MY WIFE FORGED MY NAME ON A $4M BUSINESS LOAN.WHEN I FOUND OUT, SHE SAID:"ARE YOU SERIOUSLY CHECKIN.

MY WIFE CHEATED WITH THE POLICE CHIEF. SHE SAID, "I'M LEAVING YOU ANDTAKING HALF!" SH LAUGHED. BUT..

MY WIFE CHEATED WITH THE POLICE CHIEF. SHE SAID, "I'M LEAVING YOU ANDTAKING HALF!" SHE LAUGHED......

FOR 6 YEARS, MY WIFE SECRETLY SMIRKED CRUELLY AT ME."WHY ARE YOU TRULY ALWAYS SO TIRED?" SHE'D ASK..

MY WIFE CALLED, OUT OF BREATH: "HONEY, I'M STILL STUCK IN MY ETHICS MEETING" "OKAY, LOVE YOU........

MY WIFE'S LOVER TOLD HER IN MY BEDROOM:"HE'S DAMAGED GOODS. YOU DESERVE BETTER”HE DIDN'T KNOW MY....

MY WIFE FORGED MY NAME ON SCHOOL FORMS, GIVING HER LOVER PARENTAL RIGHTS. "HE'S JUST A MENTOR" SHE..

AT OUR DIVORCE MEETING, MY WIFE SAID, "I WANT HALF OF EVERYTHING!" I REPLIED, "FIRST, LET'S DISCUSS.