History’s Autopsy — Dissecting Humanity’s Most Glamorous Failures

Welcome to History’s Autopsy — where we slice open the past and present to expose the absurdity of power, wealth, and eternal delusion.

From Egyptian pharaohs embalming their legacy...
to tech billionaires flash-freezing their egos...
we unearth what happens when ambition meets decay.

⚰️ Ancient luxury. 💎 Modern vanity. 🧬 Philosophical postmortems.
All served with a scalpel of sarcasm and a splash of nihilism.

Expect:
• Satirical deep-dives into forgotten flexes
• Darkly funny “then vs. now” timelines
• Narrated museum exhibits you didn’t ask for
• And reminders that no one escapes death — they just market it better

Subscribe, and bring flowers. We’re opening the tomb.