WOODSLY R. ROUNDUP!!!
DAILY NEWS FROM YER'S TRULY, WOODSLY R. ROUNDUP!!!
MY DEEPEST APOLIGIES IF NEWS IS SLOW THESE COMING WEEKS - THE SHERRIF HAS TOSSED ME IN THE OL' CALLABOOSE AFTER "THE INCIDENT"! GOOD THING HE'S ALLOWED ME TO WORK ON MY WORLD-FAMOUSE "THE FRIEND INSIDE ME RODEO" NEWSPAPER!!!
IF YER READING THIS, WE'RE ALREADY FRIENDS! (INSIDE ME). AND YOU CAN'T STOP IT! THERE'S NO WAY TO STOP IT! NOTHING!!!!!
