WOODSLY R. ROUNDUP!!!

DAILY NEWS FROM YER'S TRULY, WOODSLY R. ROUNDUP!!!

MY DEEPEST APOLIGIES IF NEWS IS SLOW THESE COMING WEEKS - THE SHERRIF HAS TOSSED ME IN THE OL' CALLABOOSE AFTER "THE INCIDENT"! GOOD THING HE'S ALLOWED ME TO WORK ON MY WORLD-FAMOUSE "THE FRIEND INSIDE ME RODEO" NEWSPAPER!!!

IF YER READING THIS, WE'RE ALREADY FRIENDS! (INSIDE ME). AND YOU CAN'T STOP IT! THERE'S NO WAY TO STOP IT! NOTHING!!!!!


WOODSLY R. ROUNDUP!!!

WOODSLY AGAIN!!! THIRTY-THREE DAYS!!! THIRTY THREE!!!!! THIRTY THREE AND I'LL BE FREE!!!!!!!!!!

TODAY, THE SHERRIF ALMOST CAUGHT ME WHEN I WAS GRINDING AWAY THE WALL WITH A FORK AND KNIFE!!!! MY FREEDOM COULD'VE BEEN DELAYED!!!! LUCKILY FER ME, A WALL OF VINES MYSTERIOUSLY ENTERED MY CELL AND COVERED THE WALL... VERY STRANGE!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T COMPLAIN THOUGH NOW CAN I?!?

SOMETIMES, I FEEL LIKE I HAVE A GUARDIAN ANGEL WATCHING OVER ME... TO BE CLEAR, NOT THE ANGEL!!! JUST AN ANGEL!!!! WEARING A YELLOW HALO AND SPORTING MASSIVE PINK WINGS... OF COURSE, THIS IS MERELY A FANTASY... IF IT WERE TRUE THEN, WELL, THINGS WOULDN'T HAVE GONE AWRY ON THAT FATEFUL DAY!

HA, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT THAT!!! THE ALWAYS MAKE A-FRIEND MAY BE OPEN, BUT IF YOU ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT THE INCIDENT, I WILL NOT ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!

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THAT'S IT FER WOODSLY'S R. ROUNDUP'S "THE FRIEND INSIDE ME RODEO" TODAY!!! TOMORROW THOUGH... DIFFERENT STORY!!!!!!! TOMORROW THERE WILL BE MORE RODEO!!!!!!!

YEE-HAW!!!

SEEYA, FRIEND!!!! (INSIDE ME!!!!!!)

21 hours ago (edited) | [YT] | 3

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RIGHT ABOUT NOW, IF I'M RECCALLING CORRECTLY, THERE SEEMS TO BE THIRTY-FOUR MORE DAYS TILL I'M OUT IN THE WORLD! THAT'S RIGHT FRIEND (INSIDE ME), WOODSLY'S GONNA MAKE IT BIG SOON!

FIRST I NEED TO MENTION THAT, IF YOU SOMEHOW MISSED IT FRIEND (INSIDE ME), YER'S TRULY RELEASED YER'S TRULY'S VERY OWN (YER'S) TRULY FANTASTIC SONG!!!!! THE REST OF THE MUSIC ON THIS DEVICE WAS SO BAD!!! THEY DIDN'T EVEN USE PERCUSSIVE FIREARMS!!!!!! I FIXED IT!!! IT'S ALL BETTER NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

SADLY, YER GOOD PAL - WHICH, TO CLARIFY, MEANS FRIEND - DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING MORE TO REPORT! NOT MUCH INTERESTING GOIN' ON IN THIS LITTLE CELL, OUTSIDE OF THIS STRANGE STATIC BOX THAT PLAYS PROGRAMS BY THE WONDERFUL PETE N VB, THE AMAZING SHERRIF TIMBER, AND MANY OTHERS! OH, AND THERE'S ONE MORE THING IN THIS CELL WITH ME I STILL HOLD DEAR! ý̴̥̳̗̈̈́ò̵͙̈́̿͐u̸̙̤͊̄͒,̵̖̎͌̈ ̶̡̤̰̎͝m̵̧͈̑̕y̸͈̭͊̀͒͜ ̶̗̯͛b̴̻̤̤̞͐̐e̷̬̯̙͌̀̏͆ş̴͕̞̱͂̆̃͂t̵͇̿̊ ̴̰͒̽̆̍o̸̥͂͆̆f̶͔͚̖̾̾ ̷̝͖̠͗f̷͎͍̑̔r̶̨̤̣̫̒̎̑i̷͓͖̗͇͋̌͂e̵͍͍͎͚͛̆̿n̸̛͔̟̗͗͒d̴̜̘̗͊s̴͋̒̀̓͜ͅ

I SUPPOSE THAT'S ALL THEN FOR THIS INSTALLMENT OF MY DAILY NEWSPAPER, WOODSLY R. ROUNDUP'S "THE FRIEND INSIDE ME RODEO". BUT STAY TUNED FRIEND (INSIDE ME), WHO KNOWS WHAT COULD HAPPEN TOMORROW! THAT'S WHEN YER NEXT PAPER WILL ARRIVE! AND OF COURSE, THE "ALWAYS MAKE A-FRIEND" IS OPEN AS ALWAYS!

YEE-HAW!

SEEYA, FRIENDS!!! (INSIDE ME)

1 day ago | [YT] | 4

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THIRTY-FIVE DAYS LEFT TILL I'M RELEASED FROM THIS CELL, I RECKON! THE SHERRIF OUGHTA LET ME OUT EVENTUALLY!

NOW IT'S TIME FER TODAY'S COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY UNRELATED MUSIC BY RANDY NEWMAN (SONGS WRITTEN AND PERFORMED BY RANDY NEWMAN), PARTNER! HUH? HOLD IT NOW, WRONG SCRIPT! I WAS READING OFF THAT IMAGE BELOW YA! WHAT I MEAN TO SAY, IS TODAY'S COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY UNRELATED NEWS! OF COURSE, MEANING UN-RELATED TO YER'S TRULY BEING RELEASED INTO THE WORLD!!!!

PETE N VB'S NEWEST EPISODE IS FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT, YA HAVEN'T HEARD OF GOOD OL' PETE? WELL LET ME TELL YA, HE'S A TRUE WONDER! HE REMINDS ME A LOT OF MYSELF... I WOULD SAY I COULD CALL HIM A GOOD FRIEND (INSIDE ME). OR, WELL, I WOULD IF WE'D EVER MET, HARHARHAR! NOW, I DON'T KNOW THE LAD OR LASSIE OR OTHER WHO CREATED HIS DELIGHTFUL SHOW, BUT I WOULD TELL THEM: I'M PROUD OF YA SON OR DAUGHTER OR OTHER!!!!!!

"CLICK THE LINK", AS I'VE BEEN TOLD TO SAY, FRIENDS!!!! (INSIDE ME) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8KoQ... GAZE UPON A BRAND SPANKIN' NEW EPISODE OF HIS DELIGHTFUL SHOW! IN THIS "TELEVIZED PROGRAM", AFTER MY TIME I TELL YA WHAT, THIS MONOCHROMATIC MOVIE STAR TAKES ON THE DASTARDLY, SCHEMING, NO-GOOD "LIGHTNERS" - PROBABLY MEANING "LIGHT PARTNERS", WHICH IS NOT QUITE SAME THING AS FRIENDS! EVIL, I TELL YA, STRAIGHT EVIL!!! I WARN YA THOUGH, THIS EPISODE DIDN'T HAVE A HAPPY ENDING FER OUR HERO - I MEAN, THE NASTY DIRTY SHOWRUNNERS LET THE LIGHT PARTNERS DEFEAT HIM IN THE DUAL TO THE DEATH! OH WELL- I SAY, I MAY BE SPOILIN' THINGS NOW AREN'T I - EY, WHO IN THE BLAZES CARES! YER FAULT FER NOT KEEPING UP, YA HAD TWO, NO THREE WHOLE MOONS TO EXPERIENCE THIS I RECKON!

I MEAN, DID YA SEE HIS PET HORSE "PARTNER"? SUCH A WELL TRAINED STEED! THE NAME IS A TAD BIT CONFUSING THOUGH - I RECKON PETE AND PARTNER ARE GOOD FRIENDS! SO WHAT'S WITH THAT FRANKLY DISRESPECTFUL CHOICE OF NAME?????? EY, I MAY HAVE MY CRITISISMS, BUT I SWEAR TO YA THIS PROGRAM IS STILL WORTH YER PRECIOUS TIME! THE POSITIVE ASPECTS OUTWAY THE NEGATIVES LIKE A TON OF STEEL OUTWEIGHS A TON OF SAND! HUH? THE SAME WEIGHT? DID YA GO TO SCHOOL, BUDDY? STEEL IS HEAVIER THAN SAND! ANYWAYS, AS I WAS PURVEYING, THERE'S A WAGONLOAD OF GOLD IN THIS PROGRAM!!!

FER INSTANCE, V.B.'S ADDITIONAL VOCAL WORK IS TERRIFFIC! HIS DANDY LITTLE DITTY... WHY... ALMOST MAKES A GROWN COWBOY CRY! AND I SAY, PETE'S THEME TUNE IS MOST EXQUISITE. REMINDS ME OF WHAT THEY USED TO PLAY AT THE OLD SALOON! THAT MELODIC LITTLE WONDER IN THE MIDDLE THOUGH... FEELS... f̵̲̖̺͒͊̿a̴̡̝̟̼̎̍̅͝m̴̖̙̙̅̐͋ȉ̶͙̚l̶̼̗̜͐͑̌͂i̵̘̝͙͗͝͝ǎ̶̛̟̐r̴͉͈̥̐̀͝.̶͍͎̈̒.̵̱͌̔͝.̴̤͕̇͂̎͝

WELP, THAT'S IT FER TODAY'S REPORT IN "THE FRIEND INSIDE ME RODEO", WITH WOODSLY R. ROUNDUP! HUH? WHAT'S THAT? NOT WHO YA WERE EXPECTING? YA THINK MY PAPER ARRIVED IN THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD? BUDDY, THERE'S ONLY ROOM FER ONE DAILY NEWSPAPER IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD. AND IT'S MINE!!! ALL MINE. a̴̬͚̜̻̅͊͘l̸͕̹͙̈l̷̳̱̎̌ ̴͔̇̈́ö̸̦͛̉ǘ̴͇̩͍̈́ṟ̴͕̮̈́͑̅s̴̗̊̾́̒. WELL, CATCH YA LATER! AND BY LATER I MEAN, WHY, TOMORROW, OF COURSE!

YEE HAW!

OH, AND AS ALWAYS, MY PAPER ACTS AS, AS THE KIDS CALL 'EM THESE DAYS, AN "AMA". I THINK IT STANDS FER "ALWAYS MAKE A-FRIEND!" IT MEANS YALL CAN ASK ME ANY QUESTION, AND NOT ONLY WILL I ANSWER IN MY WOODSLY-PATENTED "TIMELY FASHION" - YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, I COINED IT!!! - BUT ALSO, ME AND THE ASKER WILL INSTANTLY BECOME... THE BEST OF FRIENDS. YA HEAR ME! THE BEST OF FRIENDS! a̴̧͚̝̽̓ṉ̷̾͝ď̶̨̨ ̴̦̥̹̅͠t̸̖̎̋͋h̴̥̉̃ĕ̷̳̩̩̇͜ȑ̷̜̈è̴͔͙̾̕ͅ'̸̬͛͒̇̃s̶̭̚ ̵̧͓̹̋͗̚n̸̞̊o̷̡̼̖̰͒t̴̡̢̤̓h̵̩͙̺̊̒̔ḯ̷̗̘͔͒n̶̺̯̤̗̓̉̉ģ̷͛̏͐ ̴͉̙̐̈ỵ̴̭͎͍̾̍́͘o̵̡̳͕̖̕ȗ̴͍͔̱ ̸̡̗͊ċ̴̤̱͍̒a̵͈͒̽̔n̸̪͓̠̠̽ ̶̢̨̬̗͛̋̂ď̸͍̭̻̿͝o̴̬̬̊̄ ̷̺̈̅͆t̴̨̳̥͛͒͆o̷͔̬͆͆͂͝ ̷̨͉͈̽͐̓͌s̴̞̯͑̓͗̉ṱ̵̛̜͔͗̋̈o̵͎̘͉͌p̵̧͕̞̉͑ͅ ̶̡̣̩̳̄i̴̺̩̝͌̉̈͠t̵͙͆̈́̋͘

SEEYA, FRIENDS (INSIDE ME)!!!!!!!!!!

2 days ago | [YT] | 5

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Making an extra post quick just to say that idk what I was yapping about a few days ago, I must've been in a bad mood without realizing when I re-listened to TALYA because I listened again today and no for sure the funny miku deltarune thing is back on, this is the most fire song I've ever made what the hell was I on about, what was I smoking? Was I insane? Was I deaf?

Also by "back on" I mean I worked on it more today! No more procrastinating (until I do that again)! Today I learned I'm not very good at drawing the cast of DELTARUNE! Of the 6 characters I've drawn, the only ones that I actually like the look of are Miku and Teto, who, very sadly, are not in DELTARUNE. However considering I'm only like 30 seconds into a 7 minute video, I can't really be re-drawing the DELTARUNE characters over and over till I get them right, because I will ACTUALLY be here for the next 7 years, no joke. So hopefully you're all okay with Kris and the gang looking a little wonky.

Noelle actually looks alright to be fair, at least for the One Frame I've drawn of her. Helps that due to her cloak I don't have to draw her legs. I hate drawing legs so much. Maybe even more than hands. Actually, now that I think about it, Miku and Teto's legs are covered in the designs I have for them too. Maybe that's the key, I need to find as many excuses as possible to not draw their legs. I'll report back.

(PS: the reason I didn't just edit this into tonight's THE COUNTDOWN is because well. Hmm. Strange. I can't seem to edit tonight's THE COUNTDOWN. I sure hope some sort of sinister force isn't in my community posts. Welp, it's probably nothing!)

(PPS: the reason I haven't shown any screenshots from the TALYA video is because I'm still on the intro, I'll probably show the frame I'm planning at having at the 1 minute mark as that's the one I'm gonna make the thumbnail anyway. You know. If I draw it well enough. Which I mean, I kinda have to. Cause it's gonna be the thumbnail.)

(PPPS: when I looked up "miku spinning gif" this is not what I expected to find but I am NOT complaining)

(PPPPS: queue that one bit with Martlet leaving all the PS-s from Undertale Yellow)

3 days ago | [YT] | 5

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THIRTY-SIX.

Now, for today's miscellaneous, unrelated topic(s)!

Except jk, todays topic IS related! If you haven't seen it, Tobias "Radiation" Foxington, better known as "The Guy Who Made DELTARUNE", better known as "Toby Fox", has mentioned on Bluesky that there will be one more DELTARUNE newsletter before Chapters 3 and 4 release! Wowza! Pretty cool!

This was today's THE COUNTDOWN w/ Sylvia "Corvidev" Starlight. Tune in again, same time tomorrow.

3 days ago | [YT] | 4

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THIRTY-SEVEN.

Now, for today's miscellaneous, unrelated topic(s)!

It's literally 10:59 I'm editing it as fast as I can the song the roblox apathy song isn't lost media I made (edit to clarify, i DREW) an image to commemorate it's in the comments!!!!

also edit THANK YOU ‪@kkarkie‬ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You saved my sanity!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE THE GOAT!!!!!!

Also also edit, the reason I didn't just quickly edit the image into the post is because for scheduled posts you have to completely remake them to add an image so I couldn't do that!! because it was 10:59!!! and each THE COUNTDOWN goes live at 11!!!!!

This was today's THE COUNTDOWN w/ Sylvia "Corvidev" Starlight. Tune in again, same time tomorrow.

4 days ago (edited) | [YT] | 2

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THIRTY-EIGHT.

Now, for today's miscellaneous, unrelated topic(s)!

Big but possibly disappointing update for that Miku DELTARUNE song video thingy I was working on

So, here's the thing. THE ANGEL LOVES YOU ALL, aka "TALYA", had a big combination of five different biases towards it.

- Recency bias (most recent thing I made)
- "I made it" bias
- DELTARUNE bias
- Miku Loves You! bias
- "Yippee my very own version of PENUMBRA PHANTASM!" bias

Now, a month or two later (idk I don't keep track of time), my bias towards it has faded alot, leaving me with a much more accurate view of the track: that being "uh yeah it's pretty good"

Now, as you may know, I was making a video for this one. I was fully ready to spend upwards of a month working on it, because at the time, I was like "Damn this is by far my best song I cooked so hard yada yada" due to the many factors making me immediately love it, but now... I mean, "uh yeah it's pretty good" is low enough that I probably won't even give it a dedicated video, let alone spend weeks making a whole video for it.

So TLDR: TALYA is getting thrown in the "songs I never got around to releasing" video when ever I decide to make that (gonna be like an hour long at this point) sorry not sorry

Maybe "KNIGHTMARE DRILL" will end up being better (yeah I'm gonna make a song for "THE ROARING KNIGHT: KASANE TETO" eventually probably maybe) (even though Kris is definitely The Knight, yeah that's right I'm a full on Kris-Knight truther now you can't stop me)

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LAST SECOND EDIT BEFORE THIS GOES LIVE JUST JOINED A ROBLOX CULT BY APATHY IS LOST MEDIA I CAN'T FIND IT I'VE SEARCHED EVERYWHERE FROM YOUTUBE TO GOOGLE TO SOUNDCLOUD TO THE GODDAMN INTERNET ARCHIVE IT'S GONE SHE DELETED HER CHANNEL AND SOME OF THE OTHER SONGS HAVE BEEN ARCHIVED INCLUDING TILL NEXT TIME WHICH WAS THE OTHER ONE I LIKED BUT I CAN'T FIND JUST JOINED A ROBLOX CULT ANYWHERE THAT WAS BY FAR MY FAVORITE I LISTENED TO IT SO MANY TIMES YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME PLEASE PLEASE SOMEONE ANYONE FIND A COPY OF JUST JOINED A ROBLOX CULT I CAN'T GO MY ENTIRE LIFE NEVER HEARING IT AGAIN I EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT DOWNLOADING IT IN CASE SOMETHING HAPPENED TO THE CHANNEL BUT I DIDN'T FOR SOME REASON I'M SUCH A DUMBASS WHY DIDN'T I DOWNLOAD IT PLEASE I HATE LOST MEDIA SO MUCH I HATE IT I HATE IT GODDAMN IT NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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this was today's countdown yadda yadda same time tomorrow FIND THE SONG FIND IT FIND IT FIND IT FIND IT FIND IT FIND IT FIND IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (image related) (idk why it's cropped like that I didn't do that)

5 days ago | [YT] | 3

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THIRTY-NINE.

Unless I "forgor", there is nothing more to report today.

This was today's THE COUNTDOWN w/ Sylvia "Corvidev" Starlight. Tune in again, same time tomorrow.

6 days ago | [YT] | 2

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FORTY.

Unless I "forgor", there is nothing more to report today.

This was today's THE COUNTDOWN w/ Sylvia "Corvidev" Starlight. Tune in again, same time tomorrow.

1 week ago | [YT] | 5

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FORTY-ONE.

Unless I "forgor", there is nothing more to report today.

This was today's THE COUNTDOWN w/ Sylvia "Corvidev" Starlight. Tune in again, same time tomorrow.

1 week ago | [YT] | 4