"Welcome to Sports Make Sense - the only sports channel that admits what we're all thinking.
Hosted by everyone's favourite fed-up sports pundit who's seen it all, heard it all, and is tired of pretending any of it makes sense. We take the serious sports stories you've already heard and give them the treatment they actually deserve.
F1 strategy disasters? We've got you covered. Premier League transfer sagas that defy logic? Obviously. Boxing drama and MMA madness? Of course. All served up with the kind of honesty that only comes from decades of watching grown adults chase balls and drive fast cars for obscene amounts of money.
No highlights packages. No exclusive interviews. Just the satirical sports commentary you didn't know you needed, delivered by someone who's long past caring about being diplomatic.
New videos 2-3 times a week. Because apparently, sports never stop being ridiculous.
Subscribe if you're ready for sports coverage that finally makes sense."