Cop with gun dick blasts bad guys in bathroom

Kung-fu castration in mid-air!

Whispers in the Gloom (1998) - Kung fu vs. Bad CGI

They Saved Hitler's Brain (1963) - Hitler's head: now with handles!

Venom (1981) - Klaus Kinski fights snake, gets shot

Millionaires' Express (1986) - Cynthia Rothrock vs. Sammo Hung

Trinity Goes East (1998) - Pig kills ninjas with danger cart

Black Ninja (2003) - Gloriously Bad Superhero

Ninja Knight 3 - Exploding Ninja!

The Last Match (1990) - Best Exploding Helicopter Ever

High Desert Kill (1989) - When insane people dance

Furious (1984) - Kung fu master shoots chickens out of his fingertips

Killer Crocodile 2 (1990) - Can you spot the toy crocodile?

Santo vs the Blob - Santo fights a tarp draped over a few guys

Turkish Superman (1979) - Never fear! Scrawny Turkish Superman is here!

Bangis (1996) - Filipino Predator blows up jeep with lasers!

Stagefright (1987) - O RLY Owl: Dancing Queen

Vampire Cop (1990) - Screw Edward and Jacob! Join Team Vampire Cop!

Gog (1954) - Attack of the Adorable 1950s Robot!

D'Wild Wild Weng (1982) - Weng Weng on the Gatling

Badi (1983) - Another Turkish ET? Why the hell not?!

Pass the Ammo (1988) - Preach it, Tim Curry!

Dr. Black, Mr. Hyde (1976) - Black Hulk smash!

Turkish Wizard Of Oz (1971) - Lollipop Guild slaughters cavemen with magical cannon

Wheels of Terror (1990) - Short bus vs Dodge Charger

Ninja Dragon (1986) - Ninja Master Gordon's highlight reel

Hollywood Cop (1987) - The Best of Animal

No Retreat No Surrender (1986) - JW Fails' breakdance

Danik, el Viajero del Tiempo (1996) - Star Wars ripoff in crazy Mexican scifi flick

Ninja in Action (1987) - "What?! One ninja wasn't enough?! Send two next time!"

Demon of Paradise (1987) - Attack of the Medusa Dragon Lizard!

Road to Revenge (1993) - Wings Hauser's drunken ramblings

Road to Revenge (1993) - Country music's Rebecca Black

Road to Revenge (1993) - Fake Indian delivery service

I Am Here....Now (2009) - Catching a rat

I Am Here....Now (2009) - Meet Eric: International drug dealer

I Am Here....Now (2009) - "Become a stripper! You'd be great at that!"

Born to Fight (1989) - Slow mo kill

Massacre Mafia Style (1979) - Death by Carbohydrates

Beyond the 7th Door (1987) - Deadly puzzle of death

Beyond the 7th Door (1987) - I don't like it at all!

Bloodsport 4: The Dark Kumite (1999) - Death by ballpoint pen

The Concorde ... Airport '79 (1979) - Crash landing at a Swiss ski resort

Island at the Top of the World (1974) - Attack of the killer whale bath toys!

The Concorde ... Airport '79 (1979) - Comic relief guy is anything but

Challenge of the Tiger (1980) - Richard Harrison and a Bruce Lee clone vs karate class

Fist of Honor (1993) - When two slabs of beef fight

Mystics in Bali (1981) - Attack of the disembodied head, lungs, and intestines!

Miami Connection (1987) - A meeting of the shirtless

Miami Connection (1987) - Nightclub fight

Blind Rage (1978) - The blind rob a bank blind

Order of the Black Eagle (1987) - Real James Bond ripoffs have a baboon sidekick

The Concorde ... Airport '79 (1979) - The Concorde: Faster than Physics

The Hostage (1998) - Your password is what now?

Unmasking the Idol (1988) - Escape via partially-inflated balloon

Cage (1989) - Lou Ferrigno: Brain dead war hero

Miami Connection (1987) - I found my father!