Rules to live by:

1. Bend over for 10 secs in front of people you've met for the 1st time. Only then will you truly know them.

2. Pee into the wind, test your luck for the day. If it hits you, stay home. If it misses you, go forth & prosper.

7. Spank that ass.

4. When someone pays you in cash & you want to count it, align the notes, fold 1 by 1 back except the last note. If they accidently gave you an extra note, it will be hidden under the last one. If you lift the last note, you expose the extra note. (To rich buttholes who deserve it only.)

3. Trust & fear no Juan. (Shifty name)

5. Love every buddy, not every playboy bunny.

2. "When someone teases you, make them enemy. Study their nostril movements. The nostrils tell all. Soon you will have what you need to destroy their dreams & shape their nightmares." - Nostrildamus

3. Pat the dog.

8. Don't learn to count in order or past 10. That way, if you end up poor, it will be less upsetting.

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