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My Thomas and Cranky's Stupid Time YTP for translation purposes

Michael Angelis: Thomas is crazy. The engines on the island of Sos always like to be bees, and they like to fuck. One morning, Thomas chuffed cheerfully into the Memeworks. He had cum.
Thomas: Hello, Percy.
Percy: Tosser.
Michael Angelis: Thomas could see his friend looked sassy.
Thomas: Cheer up, pussy.
Percy: Fuck you.
Michael Angelis: The Fat Cunt was waiting for Thomas at Knapford Station.
Fat Cunt: (has a coughing fit while trying to clear his throat) And I, Thomas, have a very important joj for you.
Michael Angelis: Thomas puffed.
(Thomas puffs away, followed by the Logging Locos)
Thomas: I'm sure I can do Percy, and show Bash, Dash and Ferdinand.
Michael Angelis: Thomas pissed.
Thomas: Krang, this is Bash and Ferdinand. Please tell them about cocks. I have to chuff away.
Michael Angelis: Percy's firebox fizzed.
(Percy whistles)
Michael Angelis: He liked Thomas.
Cranky: It's not my job to talk.
Michael Angelis: Thomas was sos.
Thomas: Well done.
(Thomas steams faster)
Michael Angelis: ThimaswastoobusyworryingandwheeshingtoseePercy. Percy was hiding.
(Percy farts)
Michael Angelis: He was trying not to pee pee. Thomas could not believe his eyes! Cranky was lowering Ferdinand onto the deck of a mighty steam ship! Ferdinand was happy.
Ferdinand: This... is right.
Michael Angelis: Thomas- (glitches and stutters '...as') was a whore.
Thomas: I did mean load engines!

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Mr Guy

My Thomas and the Dirty-Minded Dash YTP for translation purposes

(beginning replays itself 8 times)
Michael Angelis: Poop Goes Tosser. It was sus on the Island of Sos. Engines puffed and chuffed and chuffed and chuffed and chuffed and chuffed and chuffed and chuffed and chuffed. The children were children.
Children: (get high on Thomas' steam)
Michael Angelis: Hehe.
Fat Cunt: This is piss, Thomas. You must take it to Whispering Woods HoH.
Thomas: Yes, sir. Eurgh.
(workman fucks the piss crate)
Thomas: FiZzLiNg FiReBoXeS!
(a cork from one of the piss bottles pops)
Michael Angelis: Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop!
Thomas: I like bum bum! Hah! Huh! Hah! Fuck that bum bum!
(signal changes from green to red, but Thomas passes it)
Michael Angelis: Thomas didn't notice. He was having a wonderful time!
Fat Cunt: Thomas, you have caused delusion and confay! Mr Bubbles have lost his cock!
Thomas: Cinders and Asses!
Michael Angelis: Now the children could have their picnic. Now the children couldn't have their children.
Thomas: I can put this right, sir!
Michael Angelis: Thomaspumpedhispistons.

The end

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Mr Guy

My Thomas' Dilly-Dallying Adventure YTP transcript for translation purposes

Michael Angelis: Double Tr'ouble' All the engines were very sexy. They fuck cheerfullyyllfully- Thomas had a very special special special special special special. He was to piss. Ahead he could see the Fat Cunt already on the fatform.
Thomas: Cinders and Asses! I must be late! I'm sorry, sir... I thought I was sorry, sir!
Michael Angelis: The Fat Cunt turned around. Thomas gasped.
Thomas: (gasps)
Michael Angelis: The Fat Cunt had a shash! Thomas was Sos!
Lowham: Thomas, my good friend! You're looking perfect!
Michael Angelis: Thomas was zuzzled. The Fat Cunt never chucked his top hat, and the Fat Cunt never called Thomas good.
Lowham: I know, Thomas - let's go whisper! We have no time before the party. (with AI voice effect) AlL aBoArD!
Michael Angelis: Now, wOw, Thomas was Thomas! He wanted to die, so he died.
(gunshot)
Lowham: Hello there; may I have a turn?
Signalman: NO!
Lowham: May I have a turd?
Thomas: First, the Fat Cunt had a moustache, then he wanted to play hide inside the children, then Gordon sent gays away from the party...
(machine gun fires in the background)
Thomas: The fuck is that?
Michael Angelis: The Fat Cunt didn't think this was funny at all.
Fat Cunt: Lowham, you have caused delusion and confay - we must hurry!
(Thomas zooms ahead)
Michael Angelis: And that made Thomas die.
(another gunshot)

The end

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Mr Guy

My Thomas Not In Charge YTP transcript for translation purposes

Michael Angelis: Thomas In Charge. Egrarge. It was Beau on the island of Sos. All the engines were zizzy. Thomas was Thomas. He was puffing to Brendam Docks to fuck coal trucks. ThomohT chuffed cheerfully into the dogs.
(dogs bark in the background)
Michael Angelis: Gordon was waiting with the express.
Thomas: Good morning, Gordon. (whistles)
Gordon: FUCK OFF, YOU TWAT!
Thomas: I'm going to fuck these coal trucks.
Michael Angelis: Gordon was Gordon.
Gordon: I'm waiting for the Fat Cunt.
(Thomas shunts a coal truck, only for it to smash into more)
Michael Angelis: -rucks BASH (getting higher and faster) BASHBASHBASHBASHBASHBASHBASHBASH. Just then, the Fat Cunt arrived.
Fat Cunt: Today is a day. I am to meet the respector at Nap Station. Then, I will end the docks.
Michael Angelis: Thomas' boiler bubbled. The railway inspector was a railway inspector.
Thomas: Bubbles! I must make sure I sh**! (whistles)
Michael Angelis: Thomas puffed into Stay Station. Cersei was there. He was waiting for his mail trucks to be mail trucks.
Thomas: Good morning, Cersei. The railway inspector is cumming. Will you cum?
Michael Angelis: Cersei was worried.
Cersei: I can't, Thomas. I have to deliver males.
Thomas: (in text to speech voice) Bro, you are a wimp. I'm out of here.
Michael Angelis: Thomas puffed back to the docks. Cersei and Mavis were Cersei and Mavis. They had shunting a looooooooooooong line of trucks. Thomas was Thomas.
Thomas: Gordon is bringing the Fat Cunt. The railway inspector must be zeezed, and the Fat Cunt must be proud. One, two, three, pUsH!
Michael Angelis: The coal-
(loud explosion)
Michael Angelis: -trucks bashed and biffed together. They juttered and jumped. Coal dust scattered and splattered everywhere! The Fat Cunt was cross!
Fat Cunt: Thomas! What have you done?!

The end

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Mr Guy

My Gordon's Dumb Dump Disaster YTP for translation purposes

Michael Angelis: OwO. (with Gordon's voice) O The Indignity. Gordon is the grandest engine on Sos. Hepuffsthefastest, steamsthestrongest, and pulls the sexpress. Oh morning, Gordon huffed into the Memeworks. He was Gordon.
Victor: Good morning, Gordon, my friend!
Gordon: There's nothing good about it. The wiis are wobbling and wibbling, and I have to be wobbling and wibbling at Brendam by E time, to pick up Ireland.
Victor: Problem, Gordon. We fix no wobbling wheels.
(Gordon rolls inside)
Michael Angelis: Gordon stared snootily. Whiff was Whiff.
Scruff and Whiff: Hello, Gordon!
Michael Angelis: Gordon sniffed sniffly.
Gordon: Hello. Whoa.
Whiff: My name's Whiff. And this is Scrunch the Scruffer.
Michael Angelis: Then, the Fat Cunt arrived.
Fat Cunt: Gordon, I have a very important-
Gordon: Noooo.
Fat Cunt: I have a very-
Gordon: Noooo.
Fat Cunt: I have a-
Gordon: NoOoO.
Fat Cunt: Ihaveaveryimportantjobforyou.
Gordon: Of course, sir.
Fat Cunt: Today is today. It will be a very busy DAY at Whiff's waste dump. Scruff's scruncher has scrunched Scruff's scruncher scrunched Scruff's scrunched scruncher. Whiff will whiff with him here, so you, Gordon, must be you, Gordon.
Gordon: (goes skeleton face)
Whiff: Oh, f***!
Victor: Oh, what an honour!
Gordon: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Michael Angelis: And Gordon huffed heavily away. Gordon steamed snootily into Whiff's dumb dump. It was dumb.
Gordon: Oh, the indy.
Spencer: Pissing pistons! What a piss pong! This is the pissiest place I've ever puffed to! (with Gordon's voice) Which pongy engine is in charge here?
Michael Angelis: Gordon gasped...
Gordon: (gasps)
Michael Angelis: ...and Gordon gulped.
Gordon: (gulps)
Michael Angelis: He hardly dared puff.
Spencer: I've left the Duke and Duchess' piss to pong with all the rest.
Gordon: Oh, the indignity. (with Spencer's voice) Which pongy engine is in charge here? I am a pongy engine! I am not Gordon! Fastest and bes-
James: (gasps slowly) Woo woo! What a mess! This must be a stingiest spot on Sos! Only stUGHnky steamies wUGHk heUGH.
(James backs out of the dump, and so does Gordon)
Fat Cunt: GORDON! WHERE ARE YOU?!
Michael Angelis: Gordon shuddered with shame.
Gordon: (quietly) Here I am, sir...
Fat Cunt: GORRON! WHEREAREYOU?!

The end

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Ah yes, my favourite Thomas Story Library book


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