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My Gordon's Dumb Dump Disaster YTP for translation purposes

Michael Angelis: OwO. (with Gordon's voice) O The Indignity. Gordon is the grandest engine on Sos. Hepuffsthefastest, steamsthestrongest, and pulls the sexpress. Oh morning, Gordon huffed into the Memeworks. He was Gordon.
Victor: Good morning, Gordon, my friend!
Gordon: There's nothing good about it. The wiis are wobbling and wibbling, and I have to be wobbling and wibbling at Brendam by E time, to pick up Ireland.
Victor: Problem, Gordon. We fix no wobbling wheels.
(Gordon rolls inside)
Michael Angelis: Gordon stared snootily. Whiff was Whiff.
Scruff and Whiff: Hello, Gordon!
Michael Angelis: Gordon sniffed sniffly.
Gordon: Hello. Whoa.
Whiff: My name's Whiff. And this is Scrunch the Scruffer.
Michael Angelis: Then, the Fat Cunt arrived.
Fat Cunt: Gordon, I have a very important-
Gordon: Noooo.
Fat Cunt: I have a very-
Gordon: Noooo.
Fat Cunt: I have a-
Gordon: NoOoO.
Fat Cunt: Ihaveaveryimportantjobforyou.
Gordon: Of course, sir.
Fat Cunt: Today is today. It will be a very busy DAY at Whiff's waste dump. Scruff's scruncher has scrunched Scruff's scruncher scrunched Scruff's scrunched scruncher. Whiff will whiff with him here, so you, Gordon, must be you, Gordon.
Gordon: (goes skeleton face)
Whiff: Oh, f***!
Victor: Oh, what an honour!
Gordon: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Michael Angelis: And Gordon huffed heavily away. Gordon steamed snootily into Whiff's dumb dump. It was dumb.
Gordon: Oh, the indy.
Spencer: Pissing pistons! What a piss pong! This is the pissiest place I've ever puffed to! (with Gordon's voice) Which pongy engine is in charge here?
Michael Angelis: Gordon gasped...
Gordon: (gasps)
Michael Angelis: ...and Gordon gulped.
Gordon: (gulps)
Michael Angelis: He hardly dared puff.
Spencer: I've left the Duke and Duchess' piss to pong with all the rest.
Gordon: Oh, the indignity. (with Spencer's voice) Which pongy engine is in charge here? I am a pongy engine! I am not Gordon! Fastest and bes-
James: (gasps slowly) Woo woo! What a mess! This must be a stingiest spot on Sos! Only stUGHnky steamies wUGHk heUGH.
(James backs out of the dump, and so does Gordon)
Fat Cunt: GORDON! WHERE ARE YOU?!
Michael Angelis: Gordon shuddered with shame.
Gordon: (quietly) Here I am, sir...
Fat Cunt: GORRON! WHEREAREYOU?!

The end

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