Making fun of Alberta separatists since 2026!

Once Alberta separates, a King of Alberta can be picked from the men who give the most money to whoever is in charge at the time of the seperation.

Sound ridiculous? That’s by design. Also we’re making sure Trump gets a few roads named after him, and even more roads for his family! Trump Trail. Melania Motorway. The options are endless.

Real estate values will be in free-fall - hello housing bubble solution! You’re so welcome, everybody. May a defenseless province succumb to America’s soldiers as bloodlessly as possible! Sooner than later. Yeehaw. Yahoo.