Me: Hi there... Im Joe
... :Stranger
Me: ...how's your day going?
... :Stranger
Me: ...umm... pretty mild weather we're having, huh?
... :Stranger
Me: ...so you new to town?
[TAKES OUT AIRPODS]:Stranger
Sorry, are you talking to me?
Me: nope, by
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MEME FOR THEATRICAL EFFECT]

:)