"Many things are different - few are difficult..."

The "How To:" series is my blunt endeavour to give a factual yet amusing set of training videos. The Fast Show(esque) take is intentionally condescending, lightweight and short. With the only intention to deliver the message without boring the listener.

If you need to know "How to:" you'll learn what you need - little more.

Remember it's not my aim, or your responsibility to understand it..

Enjoy the content if you need it and forget the presentation.

Messrs Spielberg, Lucas and co have little to worry about.. for now :-)

They'll improve when I have the time ;)