I am the biggest icon of all time. Don't believe me? Don't have to mate. That's the joy of the internet isn't it really? Probably like the only joy of the internet to be totally honest with you. Not sure what i'm supposed to write in this bio dog. What, you want to hear about me? I got a rash on my behind area if you know what i'm scripping at lad. I'm really hoping you do here. Maybe a sore bum is the price to pay for being me. A famous social media icon who is cool, funny, smart, attractive and also a musical genius. Why? Because why not? If you don't like it doggy homez, go on the innanet and complain. Or even better, just don't watch it. It's really that easy guys! Really hope this clears up any confusion you might of had about me. Gus Fck Schulz. The great. The greatest. Did i mention i did a collaboration song with Percy Jones. Like THE Percy Jones? Of Wappo Zappo? Formally S3x Gun? No? Man you're missing out i'm tellin ya.
Anyways chaps, i gotta hit the hay now. Goodnight mate.