🎄 HO HO HOMO RECORDS: THE UNCUT NAUGHTY LIST

If you were looking for "Silent Night," you’re at the wrong leather bar. Welcome to Ho Ho Homo Records, the boutique production house for high-gloss, raw, gay anthems that Santa tried to ban from the North Pole. We create high-concept music for the ones who prefer their carols with a side of leather and a man's chin.

🔥 THE ROSTER

- ’N-MEN: Frosted tips, chrome-plated sweat, and high-octane Y2K pop energy. They’re bringing back the "Yeah Bro" locker-room attitude with beats so cold they’ll make your nipples hard.

- BOYZTOWN: Smooth 90s R&B soul for the Chicago permafrost. Think unbuttoned silk, heavy gold, and a "Holiday Glow" that turns every penthouse into a slow-burn slow jam.

⛓️ THE MISSION We curate everything from synth-heavy floor-fillers to thirsty ballads about 6ft 3 bartenders. We’re here to ensure the world knows that Santa's hole needs a holiday glow.

Forget the milk and cookies. Get on your knees and join the Naughty List.