STOP THE NOTES

"Let's Not Use Good AI Data Centre Water On Putting Out Forest Fires"

They're Coming From The Isle Of Wight In Small Ferries!

WHY ISN'T THOMAS TUCHEL TALKING ABOUT THE FALKLANDS?

Keir Starmer's BANNING us from England Games!

Fiveankles in America "So Many Teams"

Every Single AI Product

The "Common Sense Candidate" In Every Election

I BOUGHT A BARREL OF OIL AND IT'S GONE DOWN?!!

"The War In Iran Was Started By WOKES!"

With Andrew and Mandelson, No One's Above The Law Apart From [Redacted Names Of ppl Above The Law]

I'm Shocked! Peter Mandelson Seemed Like Such A Decent Bloke!

Should We Ban The Over 65s From Social Media?

Let's Invade Belgium | Colin From Portsmouth

Gary Lineker's Been Haunting My Dreams! | Colin From Portsmouth

STOP FORCING RAINBOWS DOWN MY THROAT

AI Then Vs Now

"Would The Nazis Boo A Former Player On The Return Leg?" | Ian Fiveankles

"It's Always The Fault Of The Migrants, Even When It Isn't" | Colin From Portsmouth

I PAINTED A ST GEORGE'S CROSS ON A ROUNDABOUT. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

Colin From Portsmouth on Epping Forest

The Media Every Time Wrexham Play

The guy who invented coffee

New Party? Jeremy Corbyn is Urinating On King Prince Charles!

Becoming Reform UK To Stave Off The Threat Of Reform UK

It's not Climate Change. It's called WEATHER

Ian On War Tactics

Rate Everything! Review Everything!

AI Assistant

Emotional Tech Support

Colin On Keir Starmer's Not Rivers Of Blood Speech

New Era, New Pontiff

Is AI a good thing?

Colin Has Been Deported To El Salvador

I worked Hard All My Life Until I Retired At 42

Trump Dodges Trade War, Citing Bone Spurs

Historians Will Forever Remember When We Held Up Very Small Signs - Democrats Right Now

Ian Fiveankles LFC Rant

Colin From Portsmouth On Cutting Foreign Aid

The Media in 2025

FINALLY The Elderly Rich White Men Are Having A Moment | Colin From Portsmouth

CEO Announces Company "Now Fully Fascist"

The UK Is Under Attack

The Wrong Type Of Family Has Appeared In A Christmas Advert

Merry Christmas to All, EXCEPT For The Following People | Colin From Portsmouth's 2024 Xmas List

Colin From Portsmouth On Jeremy Clarkson And The Farmers' Protest

The UK US Special Relationship Under Donald Trump

Colin from Portsmouth ENDORSES Kamala Harris

Trump vs Harris | Colin From Portsmouth On The US Presidential Election

Political Journalist Suddenly Realises How To Do Journalism

Even DynoRod Stewart Is Leaving The UK!

Colin From Portsmouth SLAMS James O'Brien On LBC

Colin from Portsmouth on ELON MUSK

Penny Mordaunt Goes. Colin Is Devastated.

Joe Biden Has Lost It! | Colin From Portsmouth

Colin TERRIFIED Of A Labour Supermajority

Live Tour Announcement | Colin From Portsmouth

But He'll Be An Immigrant! Colin From Portsmouth On Nigel Farage

Rishi Sunak Calls The General Election - Colin From Portsmouth Reacts

Keir Starmer Loves England!? I'm Furious! | Colin From Portsmouth