You know you live in 2010 when.....
1.)when you dont make real Sadmay any more
2.) you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or a myspace.
4.) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.
6.)when you go on xbox360 all day long
7.) you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
8.) as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5
10.) you actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.) and now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12.) Put this on your youtube page if you got owned, and you know you did. A BIG FIGHT IN Miami: A LITTLE GIRL'S PARENTS FIGHT ALMOST EVERY NIGHT........=[ ONE NIGHT THE DAD CAME HOME DRUNK AND MAD............=[ HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE THEN TURNS THE GUN ON HIMSELF.......=[ THE LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING.......=[ THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO AN ORPHANAGE......=[ SHE WALKS IN THE BEDROOM, AND THERE IS A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS........ GIRL- HOW DID THAT MAN GET OFF THAT? TEACHER- HE DIDN'T.......=\ GIRL- YES HE DID......)=[ TEACHER- NO HE DIDN'T=\ GIRL- YES HE DID! he ALWAYS SAT NEXT TO ME WHEN MY PARENTS FOUGHT AND HE TOLD ME EVERYTHING WAS GOING TO BE OK......=[ YOU READ THIS BECAUSE IT SAID FIGHT, BUT WOULD YOU HAVE READ IT IF IT SAID JESUS STORY?? POST THIS AS BIG FIGHT (ANYPLACE)...... DON'T IGNORE THIS! YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MIGHT BE WATCHING. REMEMBER: THE BIBLE SAYS IF YOU DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF MAN HE WILL DENY YOU
iN FRONT OF HIS FATHER