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💥 Certified Mess by Noor 💥
Ep. 3 – “The Day I Became a Tuition Teacher (and Instantly Regretted It)”
☁️ Theme: patience, chaos, and emotional breakdowns disguised as education 📚😭

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🎞️ Scene 1: The “Big” Decision
It all started one peaceful evening.
I was chilling with my family, minding my own business — probably manifesting my K-pop glow-up arc 🌸 — when suddenly my father dropped the bomb:

«“Noor, can you please teach your brothers tuition?”»

Me: “Sure, why not?” 🙂
Also me (inside my brain): Revenge time begins now. 💅😈

I had dreams — big ones.
I imagined myself as the strict teacher, the queen of discipline.
I thought I’d make them spit like sticks (don’t ask), make them fear my educational power.

Fast forward to reality:
They made me fear them. 💀

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💢 Scene 2: The Chaos Classroom
Bro, the first day itself felt like I entered a war zone.
One’s crying, one’s drawing dinosaurs in math class, and the third one’s asking for a “study break” after writing his name. 😭✏️

Me: “Do your homework!”
Them: fake tears activate 😭😭😭
Me: “Okay fine… just stop crying.”

At this point, I realized I’m not a teacher.
I’m a clown with a notebook. 🤡📖

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🔥 Scene 3: Emotional Damage 101
Every day I enter their room like:
“Today, I will be calm. I will be patient.”
Five minutes later —
I’m slapping them, losing my voice, and questioning all my life choices. 😭💀

They cry. I cry.
It’s a full Bollywood drama with no background music — just pure pain and multiplication tables. 😩

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🧠 Scene 4: Realization of Regret
Somewhere between “2 + 2 = 4” and “STOP EATING YOUR ERASER,”
I realized this was the worst decision of my life.
I don’t charge them. I don’t get peace.
I don’t even get respect. 😭

Like bro, I’m a free teacher, and still they act like I owe them attendance!
Even ChatGPT respects me more than my own students 💅

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😩 Mood Meter:
Patience – 0%
Drama – 120%
Tuition salary – emotional damage only 💸😭
Teacher energy – missing in action

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🌙 Plot Twist of the Day:
I thought I’d become a teacher to make them better students…
Turns out, they made me a better comedian. 💀📚

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🖤 End of Episode 3
Next episode? “The Day My Student Cried and I Lost My Mind (and My Chalk)” 😭🧠

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🕯️✨🎀 𓆩 𝟓𝟎𝟎 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐒… 𝟓𝟎𝟎 𝐌𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒… 𝟓𝟎𝟎 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒. 🎀✨🕯️
🌸💌 𝑻𝒐𝒅𝒂𝒚, 𝒎𝒚 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒓𝒏𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒏𝒆𝒕 𝒃𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒅 𝒂 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒃𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒆𝒓. 💌🌸

💫🌙 𝑰𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒂 𝒏𝒖𝒎𝒃𝒆𝒓… 𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒍 𝟓𝟎𝟎 𝒇𝒆𝒍𝒕 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒔 𝒈𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅 𝒎𝒆. 💫🌷
𝑨 𝒔𝒎𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒂 𝒑𝒉𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒂 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎… 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝟓𝟎𝟎 𝒑𝒆𝒐𝒑𝒍𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒃𝒆𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒆𝒓.

↷ ‪@EveryoneWhoSupportedMe‬

🎀🫧 𝑰𝒕 𝒎𝒂𝒚 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒔𝒎𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅,
𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒆… 𝒊𝒕’𝒔 𝒂 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎𝒔 𝒅𝒐𝒏’𝒕 𝒅𝒊𝒆.
𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒔𝒎𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒑𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒑𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒍𝒚 𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕 𝒔𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒔. 🌍💞

𝑬𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒎𝒚 𝒑𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒊𝒄 𝒔𝒖𝒃𝒔𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒑𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔…
𝒊𝒕’𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒂 “𝒗𝒊𝒆𝒘𝒆𝒓”.
𝑰𝒕’𝒔 𝒂 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒔𝒂𝒊𝒅,
“𝒀𝒆𝒔, 𝑰 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒗𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖.” 💗

🎀🫧 𝑻𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒅 𝒎𝒚 𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒒𝒖𝒊𝒆𝒕𝒍𝒚,
𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒊𝒇 𝒊 𝒄𝒂𝒏’𝒕 𝒔𝒆𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒆 —
𝑰 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒔𝒖𝒑𝒑𝒐𝒓𝒕 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒔.

𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒐𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕…
𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒛𝒆𝒓𝒐
𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒊𝒕’𝒔 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒃𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒉𝒅𝒂𝒚. 🌙💞

🌈💫 𝑴𝒂𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝟓𝟎𝟎 𝒃𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕
𝒊𝒏 𝒂 𝒔𝒌𝒚 𝒇𝒖𝒍𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝟏𝒌, 𝟏𝟎𝒌, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒃𝒆𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒅.

🎀💌 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒏𝒐𝒘… 𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒚𝒐𝒖.
𝑨 𝑸&𝑨 𝒊𝒔 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒈 — 𝒂 𝒔𝒑𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔 𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒔 ✨
𝑳𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒘 —
𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑰’𝒍𝒍 𝒂𝒏𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒎𝒚 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕. 💫🌷

𓆩 𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒌 𝒚𝒐𝒖… 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒎𝒚 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎 𝒔𝒊𝒕 𝒂 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒆𝒓. 𓆪

🫧🎀 𝓕𝓻𝓸𝓶 : lynora._.xthetics.
𝓣𝓸 : all of those precious souls 🎀🫧

🫧🎀 𝓕𝓻𝓸𝓶 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓰𝓲𝓻𝓵 𝔀𝓱𝓸’𝓼 𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓮𝓷 —
𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓼𝓾𝓹𝓹𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓲𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓸𝓯𝓽𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓰𝓲𝓯𝓽. 🎀🫧

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💥 Certified Mess by Noor 💥
Ep. 2 – “The Day I Accidentally Became Rich (in CapCut features)”
☁️ Theme: dumb luck, aesthetic editing, and emotional damage from free trials 😭🎬

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🎞️ Scene 1: Once Upon a Scroll
So picture this — it’s 2024.
I’m minding my own business, peacefully scrolling through Instagram reels, when suddenly —
BOOM. A reel appears:

> “How to get CapCut Pro for FREE 😱🔥”



Me: lol fake.
Also me, two seconds later: still clicks the link anyway. 💀
I go through the whole process like a confused tech genius — website, ID, random buttons — still thinking,

> “Haha, this won’t work, right?” 😌



And then I just forget about it.
Didn’t even check. Didn’t even care. Just left it like, “Whatever, bro.” 😭

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💅 Scene 2: 2025 — One Year Later
Fast forward to today.
I’m peacefully editing my K-pop lyrics video on CapCut — yes, the same app I abandoned for InShot, because let’s be honest — InShot matches my ✨vibe✨ better 😌🌷

I just wanted to remove the watermark. That’s it.
So I clicked the watermark like, “Eh, maybe I’ll just try—”
AND BRO. 💀
IT. ACTUALLY. DISAPPEARED.

No ads.
No 30-second torture screen.
No “Buy Pro.”
Just pure silence and confusion. 😭

Me staring at my screen like:
👁️👄👁️ “Wait… did I just… become rich?” 💅

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💻 Scene 3: The Million-Dollar Discovery
I opened my CapCut profile — and there it was.
✨CapCut Pro✨.
EXPIRING ON 26TH NOVEMBER.
Bro.
I had it FOR A WHOLE YEAR and didn’t even notice. 😭😭😭

Meanwhile, 2024-me was out there editing aesthetic clips on InShot, struggling with transitions like a peasant —
and 2025-me just unlocked her editing millionaire arc accidentally 💀

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😩 Scene 4: The Existential Crisis
I literally sat there staring at my screen like,

> “So… I had CapCut Pro this whole time???”
My brain: buffering.
My soul: offended.
My luck: suspiciously hilarious. 😭



Now I only have 26 days to live my Pro life before it vanishes into thin air like my motivation during exams 💀📉

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💅 Mood Meter:
IQ – 0%
Luck – 100%
Realization speed – too late 😭
Editing energy – ✨main character unlocked✨

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🌙 Plot Twist of the Day:
Sometimes life doesn’t give you signs — it gives you a whole Pro subscription and waits for you to notice a year later 💀💗

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🖤 End of Episode 2
Next episode? Maybe I’ll discover I’ve been secretly subscribed to Netflix Premium too 😭📺

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4 days ago | [YT] | 3

𝐋𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐚💋

💥 Certified Mess by Noor 💥
Ep. 1 – “My Brain Needs Wi-Fi (a.k.a. I Didn’t Sign Up for This)”
☁️ Theme: stage fright, public humiliation, and accidental survival 😭🎤

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🌅 Scene 1: The Unexpected Summoning
It was a normal morning — birds chirping, anxiety screaming louder than the bell.
I walked into school like a normal human, invisible… until my friend goes,
“Bro, it’s assembly today. You’re in it.”
Me: “Nope. Not today. Cancel me.”
Universe: “LOL nope.”
Principal’s daughter: “Ma’am, tell Noor to come on stage.”
Principal: “Why should I? She should realize it herself.”
Me internally: “Self-awareness? Expired 2012 💀”

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📖 Scene 2: The Mic vs Me
So I’m on stage — mic glaring at me like I owe it money.
I said, “I’ll do Hadith” (basically a short, famous saying — like a mini life tip).
She said, “No, Tilawat.” (basically reading a small holy verse — think short poetic reading with meaning).
Me: “Uhhh… I am zero prepared.”
Her: “Do Tilawat with translation.”
Brain: disconnected. Soul: fled. Hands: buffering 💀💀
I remembered ONE line. ONE.
Me: “Maybe I can survive.”
Spoiler: barely.

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😳 Scene 3: The Blank Void
I start reading the Tilawat — pretending to be holy, calm, all Zen.
Then comes the translation.
Blank.
White.
Nada.
Brain: “No signal. Try again later.”
I whisper to the girl next to me, “Tell me the first word…”
She whispers it. I pray. I somehow finish.
Hands shaking. Voice trembling. Soul screaming.
Thought in my head:

> “Ya Allah, please let the floor swallow me whole 💀”



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😩 Scene 4: The Legendary Aftermath
I leave the stage like a Wi-Fi router that just lost connection.
Principal: “Shabash.”
Me internally: “Is that a compliment or a warning? 😭”
Back in class — crickets.
Everyone: pretending nothing happened.
Me: shook, shattered, almost crying.
Everyone else: debating chips flavors. 😭☁️

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💅 Mood Meter:
Confidence – ❌
Embarrassment – 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Brain Function – buffering…
Pride – 0%
Trauma – premium edition unlocked 😭

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🌙 Plot Twist of the Day:
You forget your lines, shake like a leaf, maybe almost die on stage —
but somehow, you survive.
That, my friends, is ✨Certified Mess✨ energy 💗

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🖤 End of Episode 1

6 days ago | [YT] | 4