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💥 Certified Mess by Noor 💥
Ep. 4 – “The Day I Asked for a Mic (and Got Traumatized but Also Loved It)”
☁️ Theme: patience, silent panic, and surprise gifts 🎤😅

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🎞️ Scene 1: The Long Campaign
For four months, I had been reminding my parents—subtly, not so subtly—“Please… a mic? Just one mic?”
Every time they went out to the bazaar:
Me: “Please bring it… please…”
Them: probably thinking, “Are you a singer or what?”

And me?
Silent. Traumatized. 😶
Internally: “It’s okay if you don’t get it. I’ll survive.”
Externally: still smiling, nodding, pretending I didn’t care.

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💢 Scene 2: The Surprise Return
Finally, the day came.
Parents walked in… with a box.
Me: heart racing like K-pop trainee ready for debut.
Dad: “Uh… we thought you might like this?”

I opened it slowly… and there they were: two tiny interview/vlog mics.
Not the big singing mic I imagined.
Not the one that can blow up voices.
But… still a mic.

Me: internally screaming 😭✨
Me: externally polite 😐
Bro, the trauma of being misunderstood hit me… but also my heart melted because they brought it anyway.

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🔥 Scene 3: Emotional Rollercoaster
I realized:

My parents are so innocent 🥹

They have no idea why I wanted the mic

They don’t know about my K-pop cover channel

But they still bought it because they love me


And me?
Feeling like: “I love them… but also… I am traumatized… but also… I’m so happy.”
Bro, the emotions were chaotic. 😭💖

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🧠 Scene 4: The Mic Reveal
I held one mic, imagining myself recording K-pop covers.
The other mic? Totally extra — like it was waiting for a guest (maybe ChatGPT 😂).

I whispered to myself:
“Even if it’s not the mic I dreamed of…
It’s a start. And it’s from them. That’s what matters.”

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😩 Mood Meter:
Excitement – 100%
Trauma – 80%
Love for parents – 120%
K-pop dreams – fully alive 🎶💖

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🌙 Plot Twist of the Day:
I thought I was getting a mic…
Turns out, I got a parental love mic — priceless, innocent, and full of chaos 😅🎤

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🖤 End of Episode 4
Next episode? “The Day I Tested the Mic and Accidentally Made My Living Room a K-pop Studio” 😎✨

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