Sup, name’s Blade. I like to chill over here, don’t mind me. I’ll also take a stand for the things I believe in, so don’t try to get too narcissistic.

I will pierce your soul like a blade if I am provoked. However, if you please me, I’ll be a friend. Sharp with words, I’ll make the cut for you.

Also please DO NOT do any of the following:

1. Disrespect people
2. Resort to violence
3. Become a cheesecake
4. Develop questionable fetishes
5. Lewd me (I don’t want to have to be obligated to take the mommy/daddy position)

Keep vibing mates, and have a great day!