Massive Cereal Challenge: Catalina Crunch Edition

Eating Pizza Faster Than BeardMeatsFood at Five Guys Flippin Pies

Five Guys Flippin' Pies Goliath Pizza Team Challenge

How To Inhale 6.5lbs of Ice Cream At Sweet Ashley's

Sweet Ashley's Kitchen Sink Sundae Challenge

A Nutty Trumpet Tribute to Jesus Christ Superstar

The Green Bites 10,000 Calorie Challenge

Getting Destroyed by 10k Calories of Vegan Brownies

How I Accidentally Broke Records at That Breakfast Place

That Breakfast Place's Infamous Breakfast Challenge

Confronting Unseen Burger Fears At Famous 50s Diner

The Famous 50s Diner Treacherous Burger Gauntlet

Disturbed's "Overburdened" Trumpet Cover Dedicated To My Inner Tween

Mexicali Blue's El Diablo Burrito Challenge

Dissecting Mexicali Blue's El Diablo Burrito Challenge

How I Overcame The 28-Inch Goliath Pizza

Five Guys Flippin' Pies Goliath Pizza Challenge

Rush's "Tom Sawyer" Trumpet Solo

Bonus Commentary on Dominating a 14 Scoop Sundae at Scoopy's

Scoopy's Mega Scoop Ice Cream Sundae Challenge

Meshuggah's "Spasm" On Trumpet

Leo's Kitchen Sink Challenge in Southbury, CT

The Big Dipper Lovers Ice Cream Competition

"Sevens" by Steve Hunt and Tim Miller on Trumpet

On A Crater's Verge From Sol Niger Within on Trumpet

Allan Holdsworth's Metal Fatigue On Trumpet

Mastodon's "The Motherload" on Trumpet

Blues Traveler "Hook" on Trumpet

The Last Now Cow - Review of Every No Cow Bar

The Abysmal Lime - Review of No Cow’s Dipped Key Lime Pie Bar

Sol Niger Trumpet Improv

Corridor of Carameleons - Review of No Cow’s Dipped Chocolate Salted Caramel Bar

Pie-neal Gland Pumpkins - Review of No Cow’s Pumpkin Pie Bar

Imprint of the Un-Baked - Review of No Cow’s Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Bar

The Cookies ‘N Creamery of Torture - Review of No Cow’s Cookies ’N Cream Bar

The Chips That Peanut First - Review of No Cow’s Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip Bar

God He Syrups In Maple - Review of No Cow’s Maple Bar

Brownies of the Preposterous - Review of No Cow’s Chocolate Fudge Brownie Bar

ELECTRIC GingerbRED - Review of No Cow’s Dipped Gingerbread Bar

MarshMARROW - Review of No Cow’s Mighty Treats Marshmallow Crunchies

Eat Those Cups Whose Chocolate Mixed With Peanuts - Review of No Cow’s Dipped Chocolate PB Cup Bar

The Saltless - Review of No Cow’s Dipped Chocolate Sea Salt Bar

Violent Sleep of Reese's - Review of No Cow’s Mighty Treats Peanut Butter Cups

Breakdown of "Broken Cobbler"

Broken Cobb…Ler - Review of No Cow’s Blueberry Cobbler Bar

YYZ Guitar Solo on Trumpet

Breakdown of "Born in Coconuts"

Born In Coconuts - Review of No Cow’s Dipped Chocolate Coconut Almond Bar

This Spiteful Cake - Review of No Cow’s Dipped Birthday Cake Bar

Peanuts In A Discordant Butter - Review of No Cow’s Chunky Peanut Butter Bar

New Millennium Cinnamon Rolls - Review of No Cow’s Dipped Sticky Cinnamon Roll Bar

S’mores Pulled at Random- Review of No Cow’s S’Mores Bar

The Lemon’s Name Is Surveillance - Review of No Cow’s Lemon Meringue Pie Bar

Thin Mints Collide - Review of No Cow’s Dipped Chocolate Mint Cookie Bar

Donut Look Down - Review of No Cow’s Dipped Sprinkled Donut Bar

Dipped Reminiscion - Review of No Cow’s Strawberry Shortcake Bar

Meshuggah’s “Vanished” Guitar Solo on Trumpet

Shrunken Expansion - Third Exploration of Meshuggah’s “God He Sees in Mirrors”

Unpliable - Second Exploration of Meshuggah’s “God He Sees in Mirrors”

Adjacent Sundering - Fourth Exploration of Meshuggah’s “Mind’s Mirrors”