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When you call the opponents rubbish and lose to them

If Geography was about FIFA knowledge

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Real Madrid's medical staff scanning wrong body parts

Morocco stripping Senegal of AFCON title

How Neymar Jr's always injured in March

Borussia Dortmund whenever they see English wonderkids

The first person to speak in football terms

How Trinity Rodman started the "Sexy Dexy" trend

Kylian Mbappé soft launching France's line up for the World Cup

How Wolves' scouting department sign players

Pep Guardiola in training be like

Whenever Arsenal get a set piece

Morocco's changing room after losing to Senegal in the AFCON Final

How it feels to face Valverde's shooting

How Real Madrid was before Xabi Alonso left

When teams have to verse Barcelona Femení

How Mikel Arteta's team talks be

La Liga cameramen whenever Joan García makes a save

Ronaldo seeing Mbappé equal his Real Madrid goalscoring record

How Harry Kane be everywhere but his position

How Pep brings up Messi in every conversation

Arsenal fans seeing Saka getting engaged