Okay you wanna know about me?
Are you sure?
100%?
You serious?
Ya, I know your lying.
I just know it.
Wait, really?
Stop kidding.
I'm warning you, your wasting your time.
Wow, you actual wanna know don't ya?
Don't read further.
I telling ya, your wasting your time.
I'm that interesting?
Damn, your actually jobless.
Ok, here's about me:

[C o o l b o i]

Don't tell me I didn't warn ya.
See ya later suckers!
~AHappyWimp