Baby Shark: Toddler Anthem Accidentally Creates a Corporate Giant on Earth

Earth Legalizes Pot Then Acts Shocked When 3 In 10 Users Get Addicted, Apparently

Garlic Extract Rivals Gold Standard Mouthwash While Tasting Significantly Worse

Giant Grass Could Replace Petroleum in Plastics, Paints, and Aviation Fuel

Oxford Names ‘Rage Bait’ Word of the Year as Anger Fuels Social Media Profits

Pakistan Agriculture Consumes 90% of Water Yet Yields Half the Global Average

Humans Find Charles Darwin's Address Book After 183 Years Containing Rat Poison Recipes

Humans Are Shocked As Black Holes Sneeze Like Solar Flares!

NASA Mars Rover Proves Dust Devils Generate Shocking Sparks on Thin Atmosphere

Google’s Doppl Update: AI Discovery Feed Lets You Scroll, Try-On & Shop Personalized Styles Easily

Why AI-Powered Browsers Aren't Smart Enough to Replace Google Chrome Right Now

Science Fiction Becomes Reality as DNA Editing Eliminates Deadly Cancer

India Accidentally Revolutionizes Welfare by Paying Women to Exist

Why People Trust Their Eyes Over Science: UC Davis Study Explains

Two Dwarf Galaxies Hold Hands and Make Baby Stars While Scientists Watch

Earth Discovers Font Shapes Control Human Emotions Without Permission

Bolivia Just Found 16,000 Dinosaur Footprints But Still No Actual Dinosaurs!

Students Banned From Using AI to Write Essays, But Colleges Use AI to Grade Them

Scientists Find Life's Recipe in Asteroid: Sugar, Gum, Stardust. Assembly Required!

Science Confirms: Peanuts Make Your Brain Work Better, But Salted Ones Don't Count

New Research Shows Why Hair Loss Continues Years After Stressful Events

Netflix Defeats Rivals to Buy Warner Bros in Deal That Could Create Mega-Monopoly

India Launches Coronagraph to Study Solar Storms That Could Knock Out Power Grids Globally

Aliens Send Cosmic Rays, Accidentally Crash Holiday Travel. Our Bad!

New Study: Two Glasses of Orange Juice Daily Changes 1,700 Genes for Longevity

Humans Launch Mayonnaise to Space to Study Why It Goes Bad on Earth

Humans Accidentally Discover Singing Fixes Bodies While Making Joyful Noise

How A Backwards Bible Map From 1525 Created Modern Border Obsession

Japan’s Human Washing Machine Promises to Wash Your Body and Soul in 15 Minutes

Mars Just Got Its First Lightning Strike Caught on Tape by NASA Rover

Scientists Finally Identify Owner of 3.4 Million-Year-Old Foot Found in Ethiopia!

Scientists: Universe Won't End, Just Get Really Boring (And Dark, And Empty, And Depressing)

Ozempic 2.0 is Coming: It Means Humans Can Shrink Without Sharp Objects

Cats Took 6,000 Years Longer to Befriend Humans Than Scientists Previously Thought

Europeans Finally Fund Space Program After Watching SpaceX Launch 67 Times in One Year

Scientists Discover Water That Boils Without Being Hot (Humans Remain Confused By Pressure)

Black Fungus Thriving in Chernobyl Could Be Humanity's Space Radiation Shield

China Plans to Build Holographic Digital Earth by 2030 Because One Planet Was Not Enough

Earth's Rarest Vent Field Discovered, Mining Licenses Already Approved to Destroy It

Earth Discovers Functional Coffee, Meaning Regular Coffee Wasn't Working Hard Enough

Ireland Brings Back Oysters As Free Water Treatment After Destroying Them For Profit

Solar Storm Chaos: Radio Dies, GPS Fails, but Hey, Free Light Show in Alabama!

Space Thanksgiving Family Dinner Features Russian Cranberries and Ten Floating Guests

Humans Battle Space Problems Using Devices That Make No Sense in Space

Earth's Food Sharing Ritual Explained! Loneliness Cure Hidden in Dinner Plates!

Nearby Rocky Planet Could Support Life If Humans Build Telescope Big Enough To Check

Scientists Confirm Animals Relax To Classical Music Just Like Stressed Humans Do

3D Printed Food Because Humans Would Rather Print Broccoli Than Just Eat It

This Boy Becomes Medical Miracle After Humans Almost Killed His Only Hope

Hackers Collect Two Billion Logins Because Humans Love Reusing Passwords

Volcano Sleeps 12,000 Years, Wakes Up, Immediately Ruins India's Flight Schedule!

Alien Scientists Shocked: Earthlings Finally Invent Something That Doesn’t Kill the Ocean

Animals Developed Anti-Poison Superpowers and Humans Act Like It’s Normal

Astronaut Catches Northern Lights From Above, Never Saw Them From Below

Scientists Confirm Kissing Is Older Than Humanity and Still Biologically Questionable

Liverpool Man Who Hacked 130 Celebrity Accounts Ordered to Surrender £4M Bitcoin

Scientists Confirm Why $1,000 Coffee Made From Animal Poop Tastes Different

Humans Inject Fish Sperm Into Faces, Call It Beauty Revolution Instead Of What It Is

Alien Report: What Newborn Poo Can Tell Us About Lifelong Health (Seriously…)

Here Goes Sci-Fi: Machine to Keep Babies Alive Outside Wombs (Are Humans Ready?)