The guys from the north were stealing my girlfriends, that's why I went north.

Out of respect for my children, I never remarried; I had no shortage of boyfriends.

THE SUM OF SMALL GOOD DEEDS MAKES GREAT RESULTS

YA VIVÍ y NO QUIERO SABER DE VIEJOS... SOLO CUIDAR A MI MAMÁ

SOY VIUDO 2 VECES... LA TERCERA YA NO SE QUIERE ANIMAR

HE WAS STRIKED BY LIGHTNING and I DIDN'T LET ANYONE RULE MY CHILDREN

ME ENOJABA VER A MI VIEJO LLENO DE LISTONES DEL COLEADERO

MIS PIERNAS YA NO ME JALAN, SIN MI BURRO NO ME MUEVO

UN ERROR en EL HOSPITAL CAMBIÓ MI VIDA PARA SIEMPRE

"My mother was a woman of easy virtue and I never knew my father."

POR MUY DURA QUE SEA LA PENA o EL DOLOR, NO HAY QUE DEJARSE CAER

Doña Raquel is back to her old ways; after surgery, she's back with her cows.

MI PADRE LE DECÍA: "SI PUROS LOS HUESOS ME TRAES van A SER BIEN RECIBIDOS"

"MY FATHER LEFT US and A BROTHER WAS LOST... THAT'S HOW ADDICTION IS"

"SI NO OPERAMOS A MI HIJA, LLEGARÁ EL DÍA QUE NO PUEDA VALERSE POR ELLA MISMA"

"WE LEAVE THIS LIFE LEAVING THE PLATE SERVED FOR THOSE WHO COME AFTER"

"UN BENDITO RAYO DEJÓ a MI FAMILIA INCOMPLETA"

"NUNCA LE PEDI A DIOS QUE ME MANDARA UN MARIDO"

"LOS PANCHILLOS" RIDE TO ASK AND GIVE THANKS

"AQUÍ NACÍ y AQUÍ VIVO... LOS CRISTEROS CASI LA BORRAN DEL MAPA"

"I AM THE MOTHER OF MY DONKEYS, THEY ARE LIKE MY FAMILY"

LIFE STORY: "MARRIED AT 12, MOTHER AT 14 AND WIDOWED AT 19"

"WE WERE 20 SIBLINGS and I HAD 13 FAMILY MEMBERS, VERY FEW"

DO THIS IN THE KITCHEN IF YOU WANT TO LOSE YOUR WIFE!

"IT'S SAD TO ARRIVE AT THE RANCH AND NOT EVEN A DOG BARKS AT YOU"

"LAS GARRITAS DE CAMINONETAS me DAN MAS MONEDAS QUE LOS RICOS"

THESE WERE THE REAL "BURRITOS", SWEET NOODLE RECIPE

HE PREFERRED TO LOSE MILLIONS THAN TO LOSE THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE

"On my best day, I make 50 pesos."

"WE'RE ALMOST 100 YEARS OLD EACH AND WE LOVE EACH OTHER LIKE WE DID IN THE BEGINNING"

"IF MY DAUGHTER WERE ALIVE, SHE WOULDN'T GIVE YOU THIS ADVICE... GET MARRIED, GET MARRIED!"

"I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE YET, I'M VERY HAPPY IN THIS LIFE"

STRANGE CREATURE TORMENTS THE PEOPLE OF THIS SMALL RANCH

"GOATS ARE NOW AS EXPENSIVE AS COWS" - RANCH WILD

"I GOT MARRIED JUST TO GET OUT OF MY HOUSE"

"I became ill and without my husband, now my young son takes care of us."

THIS IS MY 22-YEAR-OLD HORSE, HE'S LIKE MY SON AND HE HAS TWO CORRIDOS

THESE LITTLE ROOMS ARE OVER 200 YEARS OLD, I WAS HAPPY HERE AS A CHILD

My daughter was "ashamed" of me because I sold oranges on the street.

"STOP BUILDING HOUSES HERE, YOUR CHILDREN WILL END UP GIVING THEM AWAY"

I AM 101 YEARS OLD AND I LIVED WITH THE MOST FEARED GENERAL IN ZACATECAS

QUARTER HORSES, PRIDE OF RANCHO SAN JUDAS

"WE LIVE OFF THE PLANTS OF THE COUNTRYSIDE, WE EAT THEM OR WE SELL THEM"

PURE SACRIFICE and A LOT OF PRIDE IS WHAT BEING A CATTLE FARMER LEAVES US WITH.

WE DONATE OUR WORK, ALL FOR THE COMMUNITY

THIS IS THE PLANT YOU SHOULD SPIT OUT IF YOU FIND IT

My son wants to give up, but I won't allow it.

THIS IS THE SECRET TO PREVENTING A BITTER HANGOVER

They even guarded this salt with rifles, was it really that valuable?

HERE THE WATER WAS AS SALTY AS THE SEA, PURE GROUND GOLD

THERE IS A DESTROYED TEMPLE IN THE CORNER OF MY HOUSE

VIDA ME VA A HACER FALTA PARA ACABAR MI CASA DE PIEDRA

"THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE SCREWED BEFORE, RICH AFTERWARDS, AND POOR NOW"

"MY BIGGEST DREAM IS THAT A SONG WILL BECOME A HIT"

Some American women robbed me... they tried to force me to marry.

I WAS MADE AN EJIDO MEMBER AT 11 YEARS OLD, FOR SAYING THESE WORDS

WE'RE ALL GROWN UP, WE WALK LIKE A MINISKIRT

UNOS CUERITOS Y TROMPITAS PARA ESTE FRÍO, CÓMO LE CAERÍAN?

THIS BREAD GIVES YOU DIARRHEA, BUT IT'S A FAVORITE

IN THESE LITTLE RANCHES, IF THERE ARE NO HORSES, THERE IS NO PARTY