Veni .Vedi. Vici .. Julius Caesar

UM,UM,UM,UM,UM,UM ... MAJOR LANCE

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An old " SOULIE ", Known as " Tex Piss " The Sarcastic Cowboy, learned the fine art of extracting the Michael at the Torch, Va Va,s and Wigan. best moment whilst Dj ing with Martin Ellis was asked " where is ILLA VANN" and answering " Somewhere in the Irish sea i think " (isle of man )sic

A story that might explain my nature . . . . And the nickname of Tex Piss . . .

About 1975 I worked on saturdays In a Record Shop in Wigan.
Nearing the end of a tiring day i was asked to answer the phone which I reluctantly did.
A female voice on the other end asked Do you have True Love and Three Wishes?
No, I Replied,
Ive got 2 Balls and 7 inches.
Is that a record ? she asked
No Love. I said. But i think its a Bloody Good Average,