---The Immortal Quotes---

"Russian police, stern-stern but fair"
- Chris Pontius -

"What happens when you mix Borat and Romeo and Juliet? -Nothing" - Serj Tankian -

"I'd much rather be alive than dead"
- James Hetfield -

"Put that on your silly little web site"
- Lars Ulrich -

"Trying is the first step to failure" - Homer Simpson -