Hello world, and now my work begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall live no life, have no fun, boyfriend no girlfriend. I shall add no bugs and impede no productivity. I shall eat and sleep at my workbench. I am the creator of the enigma. I am the craftsman on the keyboard. I am the detector that guards the integrity of the code. I pledge my life and honor to the computer programmers, for this code and all the codes to come.