Hosted a gathering of a bunch of people from my theater group and unfortunately I had to invite The Guy Who Operates The Sound Board (let’s call him Big Guy)
and he SUCKS he is the WORST PERSON I HAVE EVER MET and not a single person likes him (unrelated story he actually used to be a cast member but he called someone a slur and got demoted) and also he’s an extremely large man (hence “big guy”) who does not know personal space
So for half the time I just had one thought: get this guy away from the function as soon as possible
So i hatched a plan: I announced to everyone to please leave by 11:00pm because i have a busy day tomorrow (I have nothing to do tomorrow) and individually told everyone except big guy that I was Lying and to not leave by 11:00 pm (he had infiltrated our group chat so i couldn’t just text people)
and it worked and his ass was gone by 11:15 and these people cheered louder than any cheers i’ve ever heard before and while he was leaving we secretly removed him from the group chat as well
and just to emphasize here how much I didn’t like this guy I also included The Guy Who Operates The Soundboard AND The Girl Who Replaced Big Guy On The Cast (both of which are also unpopular in the group that I did not want at my function, for the purposes of this story are named Gurtmeister and Her Mere Presence respectively) in my plan to gerrymander big guy out of the party
it was like usa and ussr in world war 2 uneasy alliance to defeat a common enemy and it was glorious
Now I had to do this in the first place because as previously mentioned big guy was in our group chat so i couldn’t just tell everyone all at once my evil plan AND big guy is the type of person to not know when to leave and the last thing I wanted was for him to be the last person there and I’d be stuck with him
Unfortunately there were some casualties (Side Character 1 thought I was serious and left) but yeah i feel really good about that
So i have scoliosis and today I was talking about how it got marginally better (like a 20.8 degree curve to a 20.4 or something like that) and someone said “Oh so you’re unscoliating” and that’s now a new word i’m permanently adding to my vocabulary
i’ve had a few people ask me what my favorite science fiction story is and I would like to say that hands down it’s 17776 www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football
(not a joke btw i genuinely think it’s one of the best sci fi concepts of the 2010s. The intro is very slow but it’s worth it to get into it)
fun fact about me every year typically between the months of august and november I get a whole bunch of migraines every few weeks (my record turnaround is 5 days) where my vision stops working, I throw up a bunch, and then am fine like 3 hours later then I usually won’t get them for the rest of the year
i love it when planets i thought weren’t that interesting turn out to have one unconfirmed thing that (if true) would make them one of the most interesting exoplanets ever
i’m trying to make a list of my favorite exoplanets for a video and it’s just (this planet is only on the list if this one paper is right) (only if the other two planets in its system actually exist) (only if it’s this mass instead of the other mass)
shoutout to the guy like a year ago who disagreed with some exoplanet thing I said and thought the “ky” in my name meant Kentucky, so assumed i was from kentucky, and started posting mean comments about how kentucky sports teams are bad all across my channel
for a video idea What exoplanets do you guys think are the most “iconic” Not ones you find interesting, I mean like which exoplanets are the most well-known
The grand tour series is very weird to me because it consistently gets the lowest views of any of my videos yet i get by far more the most comments and suggestions about it like i see people say they like it more than my usual videos and then they always fail in the algorithm for some reason
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I gerrymandered my own party
Hosted a gathering of a bunch of people from my theater group and unfortunately I had to invite The Guy Who Operates The Sound Board (let’s call him Big Guy)
and he SUCKS he is the WORST PERSON I HAVE EVER MET and not a single person likes him (unrelated story he actually used to be a cast member but he called someone a slur and got demoted) and also he’s an extremely large man (hence “big guy”) who does not know personal space
So for half the time I just had one thought: get this guy away from the function as soon as possible
So i hatched a plan: I announced to everyone to please leave by 11:00pm because i have a busy day tomorrow (I have nothing to do tomorrow) and individually told everyone except big guy that I was Lying and to not leave by 11:00 pm (he had infiltrated our group chat so i couldn’t just text people)
and it worked and his ass was gone by 11:15 and these people cheered louder than any cheers i’ve ever heard before
and while he was leaving we secretly removed him from the group chat as well
and just to emphasize here how much I didn’t like this guy I also included The Guy Who Operates The Soundboard AND The Girl Who Replaced Big Guy On The Cast (both of which are also unpopular in the group that I did not want at my function, for the purposes of this story are named Gurtmeister and Her Mere Presence respectively) in my plan to gerrymander big guy out of the party
it was like usa and ussr in world war 2 uneasy alliance to defeat a common enemy and it was glorious
Now I had to do this in the first place because as previously mentioned big guy was in our group chat so i couldn’t just tell everyone all at once my evil plan AND big guy is the type of person to not know when to leave and the last thing I wanted was for him to be the last person there and I’d be stuck with him
Unfortunately there were some casualties (Side Character 1 thought I was serious and left) but yeah i feel really good about that
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So i have scoliosis and today I was talking about how it got marginally better (like a 20.8 degree curve to a 20.4 or something like that) and someone said “Oh so you’re unscoliating” and that’s now a new word i’m permanently adding to my vocabulary
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i’ve had a few people ask me what my favorite science fiction story is and I would like to say that hands down it’s 17776 www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football
(not a joke btw i genuinely think it’s one of the best sci fi concepts of the 2010s. The intro is very slow but it’s worth it to get into it)
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I would like you all to know that today I can confirm that Massachusetts state representative Jack Patrick Lewis knows what Pluto is
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fun fact about me
every year typically between the months of august and november I get a whole bunch of migraines every few weeks (my record turnaround is 5 days) where my vision stops working, I throw up a bunch, and then am fine like 3 hours later
then I usually won’t get them for the rest of the year
I got one today if you couldn’t guess
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i love it when planets i thought weren’t that interesting turn out to have one unconfirmed thing that (if true) would make them one of the most interesting exoplanets ever
i’m trying to make a list of my favorite exoplanets for a video and it’s just
(this planet is only on the list if this one paper is right)
(only if the other two planets in its system actually exist)
(only if it’s this mass instead of the other mass)
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shoutout to the guy like a year ago who disagreed with some exoplanet thing I said and thought the “ky” in my name meant Kentucky, so assumed i was from kentucky, and started posting mean comments about how kentucky sports teams are bad all across my channel
I think about him often I hope he is doing well
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for a video idea
What exoplanets do you guys think are the most “iconic”
Not ones you find interesting, I mean like which exoplanets are the most well-known
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The grand tour series is very weird to me because it consistently gets the lowest views of any of my videos yet i get by far more the most comments and suggestions about it
like i see people say they like it more than my usual videos and then they always fail in the algorithm for some reason
anyways go watch grand tour of kepler 90
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