Funny stuff I found:

SIGNS YOU PLAY TO MUCH CoD:

You grab your boss' briefcase, open it for five seconds, throw it out the window and say "bomb defused."

-Your dog jumps on you and you instinctively snap its neck

-You jump off of a 10 story building because you have commando pro

-You duct tape a GPS device to the side of your paintball gun and start looking for enemies-You hear a siren and yell "TACTICAL NUKE!!!? IT'S ALL OVER"

-You yell "WE'VE BEEN EMPED! ELECTRONICS ARE OFFLINE" when power is out
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