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Hi, I'm Dyst, and I'm an unhinged maniac who sucks at uploading consistently and makes content that appeals to almost no one other than my autistic self! I'm an (amateur) artist, animator, writer, and voice actor. I've been making videos here for over a decade now. If you're subscribed to this channel and don't recall ever subscribing to me, my name used to be "King of the Object Shows!", and I used to post entirely different content, very little of which is still up today. Nowadays, I primarily post about object shows and other random stuff I like (or dislike). I hope you enjoy the stuff I put out, but if you don't, that's okay too.

Please be advised that while much of the content on this channel is suitable for a general audience, some of my other content is recommended for ages thirteen or older. Any 13+ content on this channel will have an appropriate disclaimer.


Dystoastic

Thanks for 11 years on YouTube. Uhhh, I don't really know what else to post for this soooo, who's your favorite ICUP character so far and why?

1 day ago | [YT] | 2

Dystoastic

Sorry for the lack of ICUP 2 updates. I got really sick a couple of weeks ago, and even after I got better I've been really busy. That being said, it's not like I haven't been working on it. A good chunk of the episode is written, and the word count on the script is about double that of ICUP 1 so far. That's not to say the episode will be longer, I won't be able to say that for sure way until audio editing's done, but it's definitely a good sign. ICUP 2's definitely gonna be interesting to say the least, but uh... don't expect it to be "good" per se. Don't worry though, if it ends up being mediocre, ICUP 3 will definitely make up for it.

3 days ago | [YT] | 1

Dystoastic

The jar was the least of her worries.

1 week ago | [YT] | 0

Dystoastic

Poster

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 2

Dystoastic

ICUP 1 now has full English captions! All future episodes of ICUP will probably have subtitles upon release from now on.

1 month ago (edited) | [YT] | 1

Dystoastic

ICUP 2 production resumes tomorrow. Sorry for not working on it for a while, my phone broke, but I just got a new one, so I can work on it again.

1 month ago | [YT] | 3

Dystoastic

‪@joeybar.‬​​​​ What's it gonna take for you to make this happen??

jk, you probably wouldn't be able to do this one, I'll pick something easier when I become a member in September (hopefully anyway, also that rhymes hehe).

1 month ago (edited) | [YT] | 3

Dystoastic

‪@BFDI‬‪@TTGuy10000‬​​ I'll see you in court.

2 months ago (edited) | [YT] | 1

Dystoastic

I just put a section on my channel with all my friends on it, but if I put you on there and you don't actually consider me a friend and/or aren't comfortable being there, don't be afraid to let me know, I'll get you off of there.

2 months ago | [YT] | 1

Dystoastic

ICUP 1's epilogue be like:

2 months ago | [YT] | 0